blurple robot site: https://discord.gg/ENTDZdaGnD
toxic bird site: https://twitter.com/hatch_lol
toxic butterfly site originally designed to replace the toxic bird site: https://bsky.app/profile/hatch.lol
open-source programming site: https://github.com/hatchdotlol
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Hatch Announces It Has Transferred Ownership Of Its Wasteof Account To You
this account is now run by hatch’s proofreader and waffle distributor, @kiwi, for… no particular reason, i just thought it’d be fun to run this account lol :P
big thanks to @-gr for initiating the transfer - he will remain the owner of hatch’s twitter, bsky, discord, etc, because im scared of those websites This was a strategic decision intended to strengthen hatch.lol’s long-term brand appeal and corporate synergy.
rest assured this doesn’t affect hatch as a platform - it’s still in development, and as someone who’s been using it for a while now i can say it’s pretty cool and i think y’all will like it once it’s out. hopefully i can provide some updates on it soon
as always, check back here every so often if you’re interested in following along with hatch’s development or whatever - peace
Hi everyone,
It has come to our attention that “cracking” has obtained a new definition recently. Due to the crude nature of many slang uses of this word, we’ve updated our homepage accordingly from saying “Let’s get cracking” to “Welcome to Hatch”. If you would like to suggest any text to display on the homepage, you may do so.
Also, Hatch’s (unfinished) site is now accessible at https://hatch.lol/, whereas previously our current and old frontend had different subdomains and weird redirects. This should streamline the process for checking on Hatch development and exploring our unfinished site.
As always, please join our Discord server if you have any questions, suggestions, or would like to contribute. https://discord.gg/ENTDZdaGnD
- The Hatch Team
(p.s. go to https://hatch.lol/projects/3)
Hi everyone,
Hatch will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.
We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the website with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
We want to thank you again for your patience and support. While the wait is a little longer, we are incredibly excited for players to experience the sprawling state of Leonida and a return to modern day Vice City.
Sincerely, Joshua Hagen
*actual release date may not match date stated in this post
Hi everyone! We are happy to announce that we have started a new development of Hatch this week. A lot of our development team had realized that our old design, while nice, wasn't really what we were going for. We have gotten a ton done on our new design and our making some of the best progress we have made in a long time. Here's some sneak peek photos:
hatch is really coming along - most of our site is finished, with just messages and a couple more minor things left.
we have 7 beta testers testing our site now, as well as 8 developers working.
we hope to release as soon as possible!
hatch team is hatching new ideas for our version of studios
cartons? chicken coops? give us feature suggestions and name ideas!
hi everyone, happy to say we’ve made progress with hatch:
many things work now when you have an account such as following and commenting. profile pictures now display, along with working profile pages. admin features are in the works.
currently, logging in is only open to devs, but you’re welcome to browse the site logged off at https://dev.hatch.lol
here’s some links you might not be able to find easily from the homepage:
hi everyone,
sorry for not posting updates for a month
we paused development as one of our most important developers took a break. however we’re glad to say that they are back and we will be continuing development starting today!ii
updated userpage today - combining ideas from @randomguy3513, @han and @-gr, programmed by @-gr and @han.
sorry for the lack of updates - we’re working hard at hatch.
we have made a working api now - we can now create users (not open to the public yet) and can upload test projects. HUGE thanks to @ajskateboarder for taking the time to do all of this.
the home page is done: (programmed by @han, concept partly from @randomguy3513 - sorry about the zoomed out - it’s hard to take one screenshot.)
as of about 10 minutes ago, @han finished the account settings page:
the galleries page is a work in progress.
overall, we are making very good progress and we hope to release at least beta testing to the public sometime soon. based on our overall votes, we will be calling our users “hatchlings”.
thanks, future hatch users!
sorry for the lack of updates - we’re working hard at hatch.
we have made a working api now - we can now create users (not open to the public yet) and can upload test projects. HUGE thanks to @ajskateboarder for taking the time to do all of this.
the home page is done: (programmed by @han, concept partly from @randomguy3513 - sorry about the zoomed out - it’s hard to take one screenshot.)
as of about 10 minutes ago, @han finished the account settings page:
the galleries page is a work in progress.
overall, we are making very good progress and we hope to release at least beta testing to the public sometime soon. based on our overall votes, we will be calling out users “hatchlings”.
thanks, future hatch users!