@han

its me han number vomit

i have had a ton of my photography sitting around that i don’t use… so i figured id post it… i have a lot so ill probably post a lot over the next weeks

this is inspired by @wahsp

im gonna keep editing this, and i also plan to pin this… check it out and give me feedback!

taken in monroe, mi - american robin

taken in monroe, mi - eastern kingbird

taken in gary, in - red-headed woodpecker

taken in gary, in - eastern grey squirrel

taken in baraboo, wi

Jan 28, 2025

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@han

who asked even

@president

FINALE: PART 1/2

SERIAL KILLER DIES BRUTAL DEATH; HELL DEEMED “TOO GOOD” FOR SERIAL KILLER, SENT BACK TO KIWI’S PRESENCE INSTEAD

Two radio messages arrived today; one from the survivors, reporting on their situation. Survivor @toaks reported that both @kiwi and @adventuremase were not only on death’s doorstep multiple times today, but they both crossed the threshold into the afterlife once each. “Yeah, I used my quick thinking and the tools I had fashioned during this trip to bring back both kiwi and adventuremase like, twice. I was a little worried that the magic I sacrificed my own life force for wouldn’t help me save them, but I managed to pull through and get them both back on their feet. Man, that tornado sure was a close call. I’m awful glad Kiwi is okay, I liked him as president.”

The other correspondence we received is from the lord of Hell, Satan. He claimed that he sent back Adventuremase to the land of the living because “Hell is far too good of a place for someone like this.” To be blunt, I cannot believe that Toaks and Satan are in cahoots with each other, plotting against both Adventuremase and Kiwi. I rarely wish for an enemy's downfall, but Toaks is an exception. The rescue team which was dispatched to the president’s location has finally pinpointed where the group of survivors are, and they should be saved soon. God, I hate Toaks.

3 days ago

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@han

this bit gets less funnier by the day

@president

PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED BY SERIAL KILLER; CONTINUES JOURNEY IN NAME OF CHARITY

Another snippet of news from the group of survivors: president @kiwi has been resurrected by the serial killer @adventuremase and is now dedicating his climb to charity. “Y’know, I didn’t plan on coming to this island, but the biomes here really, really suck. Which is why I’m dedicating this climb to the ‘DESTROY THE OZONE LAYER’ charity. If we can make this island go underwater, well, good riddance. What a hell hole. I’ve died twice here, which is a lot.” This reporter is glad to see @adventuremase lower his KD ratio with a revive. We received no news from @toaks, so we can only hope he got left behind during the climb.

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@han

@drbeezneez

Oh, piss off with that nonsense. You shouldn't see something you dislike and impulsively respond "eww, {thing}!" because you're not a fucking child. I'm not going to name names, but there are quite a few of you that do this and I haven't said anything until now, but now I'm genuinely tired of this. Could you please grow up a little bit? My cousin is six years old and appears to have better impulse control than some of you.

Nov 25, 2025

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Nov 27, 2025

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@han

pickles are disgusting

@jeffalo

pickles are good til you’re in one

@ilovetimhortons

been trying to leave rome for a few days now but the roads all have this weird flaw…

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made from eris' client thing wait this is peak actually.

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merry christmas

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whole new identity

Nov 2, 2025

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@han

@salad

DDOSing some guys database is absolutely loser behavior unfortunately

Oct 29, 2025

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Oct 29, 2025

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@han

he’s mad his girlfriend called him stinmy

@perrin

this is physically nauseating please stop rotating the site :( we’re sorry we called you stinky i’m sure you smell very tolerable

@perrin

I am watching jeffalo mess with the sight in real time help me this is a nightmare

why is the screen blurry and why do the colors keep being inverted

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whos ur user’s favorite wasteof

@jeffalo

whos your fav wasteof user

Oct 6, 2025

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@han

i liked the original solely because of this ratio attempt

@lily

type ratio = based[]

// EDIT:
import { Ratio } from "./ratio.ts";

var myRatio: Ratio = new Ratio(thePost);

@late

typescript sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im FORCED to use it for funny features :((((((((((

i hate typescript!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Jun 21, 2022

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Oct 3, 2025

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@han

im pretty sure darflen only has zero active users and i can prove it

@devdav

I’m pretty sure wasteof only has like 30 active users, I just can’t prove it

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finally

Hello Blazers,

It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.

While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.

Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).

Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Blaze.

Sep 30, 2025

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@han

maybe @burrito is that person…. :think:

either way #CancelBurrito

@devdav

Just found the original post from 2020. Burrito is a liar and a fraud who plagiarizes material.