Y’all. #LifeUpdate. I’m boutta demolish a Chicken Caesar Salad. Hope everyone has a wonderful night.
NEWS: Facebook has added a dislike button after boomers got tired of reacting to things they didn't like with the 
emoji.
By The Wasted Onion: ‘You Guys Are On Your Fucking Own’ Comments President Kiwi As He Announces Long Vacation
THE INTERNET—Replying to a comment on a post from one of his own citizens Thursday, wasteof.money President Kiwi has told the nation they are "on their fucking own" while also announcing his intentions to take a lengthy vacation. "nah, you guys are on your fucking own, i'm taking a vacation," said the president's comment made under a post by wasteof owner Jeffalo, which was also a reply to a user simply stating the president had one fucking job. "The president is extremely hard working and deserves to take a break every now and again. Plus, they did see a Jet2holidays advert with that Jess Glynne song that became a meme, and we all know that you cannot resist the offer of having a vacation with Jet2holidays," said Secretary of State and Propaganda @EngineerRunner. Later as the nation descended into chaos, the Crack House clarified that the president was vacationing at third-party Scratch project hosting service Hatch. At press time, the government was scrambling to find Vice President Late to help bring calm to the situation, only to realise the vice president was just being on brand by being late to intervene.
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apparently chipotle is giving out 100,000 free burritos during the super bowl
boy do i have news for you
the minecraft movie is the closest thing we have to a blockbuster shitpost… they should make more
the first thing i do on any new ubuntu install:
sudo apt remove sudo-rs
it will change your life. (sudo-rs sucks)
this is already happening, openai introduced a new cheaper subscription tier to chatgpt called chatgpt go for $8/month and now on the free tier you get one or two file uploads per day and less than 20 messages allowed per conversation, which used to be unlimited.
gemini is honestly the best free major llm at the moment.
at some point, ai and it's users are going to wind up in the same position as adobe and it's users, where projects, companies, or even career fields become dependent on a certain product/service, and the company providing that service will freely abuse their position and their customers, and the users will continue to swear by the service and just suck up whatever the company does instead of seeking alternatives
i found a rat in my salad
thinking of wrapping a work van with wasteof branding and driving it around…
(if only i could afford that)
Y’all. #LifeUpdate. I’m boutta demolish a Chicken Caesar Salad. Hope everyone has a wonderful night.