i have a request for you all:
can someone please please please help me find a dataset about coconut masses with more than 35 data points. like the weight of a coconut including the husk/shell. the data should show that coconuts can weigh 0.8-2.5ish kg.
edit: I ended up just making up the data 
just found out that consuming all internet content at 2x is apparently abnormal
i am literally if my mom and my dad had a baby
lemon demon is like if neil cicierega’s mom and neil cicierega’s dad had a baby
I don’t know how I missed this account for so long
Balls. Beach balls.
We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!
i dont wanna
did anyone bet on a raindrop to win against other raindrops racing down their car window while it rained?
also @jeffalo fix the image thingy pretty please :)
navigating your whole computer using a keyboard makes you feel so powerful
the s in siri stands for stanford and i just wanted to let you know that
edit: not really. but here’s the explanation.
Apple didn’t invent Siri - originally it was made by a company called Siri Inc., which spun out of an organization called SRI, which used to stand for Stanford Research Institute.