@jeffalo

hello world!

i have a problem

i dont wanna

navigating your whole computer using a keyboard makes you feel so powerful

the s in siri stands for stanford and i just wanted to let you know that

edit: not really. but here’s the explanation.

Apple didn’t invent Siri - originally it was made by a company called Siri Inc., which spun out of an organization called SRI, which used to stand for Stanford Research Institute.

to elaborate, my whole life i’ve thought iphones were supposed to be easy to use and stuff. i spent an embarrassingly long time trying to change my wallpaper. or delete a shortcut automation i accidentally made.

i am under the impression im actually too dumb to use an iphone

funny how now you can't use the word “tapestry” innocuously, it belongs to chatgpt

i wanna go home

you don't fully realize how awesome water is untill you haven't had any for 50 hours lol

my immune system cooked:

my immune system is cooked:

thanks for all the messages, we good. probably <3

just in moderate pain.

in the hospital lol

what are your opinions on people having accounts on wasteof for the pure purpose of advertising their own website that is a direct clone of wasteof?

only og wasteof users remember when we accidently hacked nasa

kinda wish i spent my spring break more effectively lol