@jeffalo

hello world!

just found out that consuming all internet content at 2x is apparently abnormal

An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity

y’all i think the solution is to ban the word kerfuffle

@earthdevs can you release the update that fixes my health

10k subscribers on YouTube and I don’t even try

i do have a problem.

accidentally found myself enjoying a travis scott song

i am literally if my mom and my dad had a baby

I don’t know how I missed this account for so long

i have a problem

i dont wanna

navigating your whole computer using a keyboard makes you feel so powerful

the s in siri stands for stanford and i just wanted to let you know that

edit: not really. but here’s the explanation.

Apple didn’t invent Siri - originally it was made by a company called Siri Inc., which spun out of an organization called SRI, which used to stand for Stanford Research Institute.

to elaborate, my whole life i’ve thought iphones were supposed to be easy to use and stuff. i spent an embarrassingly long time trying to change my wallpaper. or delete a shortcut automation i accidentally made.

i am under the impression im actually too dumb to use an iphone