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New Blog Post — This post was written by a primitive LLM

Modern LLMs are stinky and controversial, so why care about those when GPT-2 can replace my blog with My new phone is an IPS panel, not a Galaxy S9 or S10, a 5MP Sony sensor phone from January 2014. Speaking of which, why did you just send me this? Because I actually really fucking love my Pixel 8 Pro.

https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-09-20-this-post-was-written-by-primitive-ai

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absolute state of australia that albo is listening to a few activists on the east coast who want to ban live export which will completely tank the WA economy (I mean it was already bad thanks to albo but it’ll get worse) and cause hundreds of thousands of people in WA to lose their job, farmers, truckies, people in rural communities in general, and how our votes literally don’t mean anything, as soon as WA polls close the election is just decided purely by the east coast.

You all just lost the game, you’re welcome

Sadly encrypted so can’t do anything with it, darn you silicon labs for making things secure (and thanks colgate for your unsecured, completely public FTP server with every single firmware and bootloader ever for every toothbrush)

I figured out how to get both the firmware AND bootloader on my smart toothbrush

I'm so cooked

3 hours and I haven’t even started what now

I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays

3 hours and I haven’t even started what now

I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays

I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays

I figured out how to get both the firmware AND bootloader on my smart toothbrush

don't think about anything

It’s here, say hi to neubot —> https://neubot.joshattic.us

it’s a semantic parsing (a subset of natural language processing) chatbot kinda like Google Assistant or Siri. Even better, it doesn’t use LLMs.

it’s currently in beta with so much more planned for it, it already has basic clock, weather, search and spotify* integration and we plan on adding way more in the very near future.

*spotify has been implemented however I’m waiting on approval from spotify to allow everyone to use it, and you may not be able to link your account until it is approved, in the meantime I can manually approve people who are particularly interested, just let me know :)

gn gonna release smth tommorow hopefully

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good night, hope you all like neubot :)

It’s here, say hi to neubot —> https://neubot.joshattic.us

it’s a semantic parsing (a subset of natural language processing) chatbot kinda like Google Assistant or Siri. Even better, it doesn’t use LLMs.

it’s currently in beta with so much more planned for it, it already has basic clock, weather, search and spotify* integration and we plan on adding way more in the very near future.

*spotify has been implemented however I’m waiting on approval from spotify to allow everyone to use it, and you may not be able to link your account until it is approved, in the meantime I can manually approve people who are particularly interested, just let me know :)

gn gonna release smth tommorow hopefully

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how do I remove car from my lap without disturbing it

gn gonna release smth tommorow hopefully

99% sure I’ve gotten rid of the rat

Truly a great start to my morning to find out there's been an information stealer on my laptop, please do not respond to anything sketchy from my accounts they are almost certainly compromised

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