Every. Single. Video Compression app on the play store SUCKS, which is why I created Compressor!
Faster than every single compression app on the Play Store. Period.
Uses native Media3 API, not another slow, bulky FFMpeg wrapper
No third party libraries
No invasive permissions (no storage, no internet etc)
Ad free
Super lightweight (< 10MB)
Completely native Kotlin (no React Native slop here)
Works on Android 7.0 and up
Compared to the first non-sponsored search result for “video compressor” on the Play Store, Panda Video Compressor, with over 10 million downloads, Compressor is 117x faster. When tested on my Pixel 8 Pro compressing a 200MB 4K video down to 1080p30 with the Medium preset in both apps, Compressor took only 11 seconds, Panda took almost 22 minutes.
Furthermore, using the highly optimised native Media3 API, Compressor is able to compress that same 200MB video down to just 2.2MB at 720p30, with virtually no difference in quality on a 6” phone screen.
I don’t currently have $25 USD to sign up for a Google Play Console account, so you can get Compressor completely free from GitHub releases (or build it yourself with Android Studio) at https://github.com/JoshAtticus/Compressor/releases/latest
If you like Compressor, please also consider donating even just a few dollars so I can get it onto the Play Store! I will never paywall features or put ads in the app. https://www.buymeacoffee.com/joshatticus
Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them
you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side
edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username
australia’s BEST value mobile plan right here
for just 39 aussie dollary doos, over 6 months, you get an INCREDIBLE 0.39GB (390MB) of mobile data, available to use at blazing fast 5G speeds capped at 150mbps, so just slower than 4G but with higher battery usage, and at max speeds this great value data will last you exactly 20.8 seconds!
Now let’s talk about the MOST important thing, calls and texts. With this AMAZING VALUE NEVER SEEN BEFORE plan, you get an amazing 110 minutes of calls and 140 Text + MMS within Australia!!1!1 Zone 1 and 2 calls? YES! You get TEN WHOLE MINUTES, look at this VALUE right here. Plus, we love matching numbers, so once you’ve used your 10 minutes of calls, you get 10 whole international SMS messages, YAY!! Zone 3? FUCK YOU.
What are you waiting for? Unlimited data, calls and texts from felix mobile for A$40 per month? NAUR, save SIX WHOLE DOLLARS over 6 months by switching to this INCREDIBLE VALUE plan from TELSTRA.
balze was already dead for like a month before kyle announced it was shutting down because not even kyle uses it so it took him a month to figure it out
skibidi toilet nova search is deathing in 19 days domain expiring don’t wanna pay to renew it it sucks anyways
Since project ember or whatever it was called never dropped I never leaked this but I’m gonna leak it now https://github.com/JoshAtticus/OperationVolcanoRadar
Hello Blazers,
It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.
While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.
Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).
Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Blaze.
(got 20% off only paid $72 AUD)
self promotion time yall should lowkey subscribe to me on youtube so I can continue fueling the ewaste going to landfil crisis one 700 view video at a time https://www.youtube.com/@joshatticus
I win vergeside collection i got a working lenovo aio with an Intel Core i5 5200U, 8GB DDR4 (will report speed later), and 128GB SSD
neubot 2025.09.06 is here —> https://neubot.joshattic.us
Rate limits actually work now - Been unable to use neubot because your ratelimits never rolled over? Sorry about that, we fixed it.
More natural greetings - The last update broke greetings, which we fixed with this update
Fun is here! - Say hello to the new fun features in neubot, bad jokes, self-destruct sequence etc
(this update was almost 2025.09.05 but I pushed it on the 6th so now I can sleep and not call it 2025.09.05)
2025.09.01 - neubot can now adjust light brightness
Say hi to neubot 2025.08.30!
In this update
Spotify integration has been removed due to Spotify API changes
Smart Home control is here! Connect your Home Assistant instance to neubot to control your lights, switches and fans! More coming soon:tm:
Ratelimits have increased for all users!
3050 Weather,50100 Search and5001000 total requests per month for signed in users and35 Weather,510 Search and50100 total requests per month for signed out usersJoshAtticusID has been removed
neubot now has a PWA for mobile devices
neubot is accessible at https://neubot.joshattic.us
I’m suddenly motivated to work on neubot again so yall are getting a neubot update for the first time in 2 months
Say hi to neubot 2025.08.30!
In this update
Spotify integration has been removed due to Spotify API changes
Smart Home control is here! Connect your Home Assistant instance to neubot to control your lights, switches and fans! More coming soon:tm:
Ratelimits have increased for all users!
3050 Weather,50100 Search and5001000 total requests per month for signed in users and35 Weather,510 Search and50100 total requests per month for signed out usersJoshAtticusID has been removed
neubot now has a PWA for mobile devices
neubot is accessible at https://neubot.joshattic.us
I’m suddenly motivated to work on neubot again so yall are getting a neubot update for the first time in 2 months
I’m suddenly motivated to work on neubot again so yall are getting a neubot update for the first time in 2 months
who are the 2 people who like my posts automatically within minutes of being posted
guys I’ve decided I hate myself so I’m installing custom roms on my main phone 2 hours before my parents are gonna force me to sleep
guys I’ve decided I hate myself so I’m installing custom roms on my main phone 2 hours before my parents are gonna force me to sleep