@juniperr

juniper • she/her • certified gayass :3
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hi, i’m juni(per) :3 (she/her)

  • developer-ish, musician-ish

  • aerospace nerd

  • transgender && lesbian

you can find me:

Sep 16, 2024, 2:32 AM
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gahh im sick and i feel like im dying lol

just learned today that our (canada’s) finance minister quit!! nice!!! /s

i dunno what went down but it doesn’t seem good that we don’t have one rn

18 hours ago
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holy shit

We are 95.63% through the year 2024.

yesterday
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yesterday
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house-like carpet

2 days ago
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we reached a point in the past where meme culture openly acknowledged the absurdity of the memes of the time when surreal memes were popular and now we live in a time where such memes are the norm

whoever posted that first quandale dingle image must feel like they opened pandoras box

I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail

2 days ago
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throwback to that time i told my mom i sometimes wanted to be a girl…

at SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD

It's quite sad to walk out of school just to see the night coming down

There's really no time to stay outside in the dark and the cold I just want to have some fun but school uses up the daylight hours

anyone know any space sim browser games i can play when bored at school? would pirate sfs or ksp but am too lazy for that :P

space mission idea:

  1. send up an HLS starship but with fins into low earth orbit.

  2. fully refuel it.

  3. orbit a starship without its fairing and vacuum engines replaced with nuclear thermal ones. this will be a booster.

  4. refuel the booster.

  5. attach the booster to the first starship.

  6. use this setup to get to titan (saturn’s moon). both stages land near a methane lake so they can somehow autonomously refuel.

  7. the people inside can step outside and breathe in a -179°C nitrogen atmosphere approximately 1.5x denser than earth’s. their lungs may freeze, however. other things would probably also happen but your lungs (and other bodily things) would freeze before anything else.

  8. get back to earth.

Dec 7, 2024, 11:05 AM
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fun fact: the first verse of “12 days of christmas” was originally “a part of a juniper tree”, but as it got passed down through generations and generations and across borders, somehow, it became “a partridge in a pear tree”

edit: this is wrong too! “partridge” is probably the original, according to wikipedia, which yes I do trust more than random youtubers on youtube shorts

Dec 6, 2024, 12:36 PM
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UIs are like jokes. If you have to explain it, then it's not good.

with how old emperor palpatine is, he really should be called emperor heart palpitations

everyone talking about their spotify wrapped:

me, the loser in the corner who uses youtube music:

Dec 4, 2024, 8:29 PM
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am i the only person that actually fixes their typos on discord?? like i see other people just leave typos but i feel like im the only one who uses backspace on that platform

south korean president declaring martial law and then instantly getting ratioed by parliament will never not be funny