@jwisper

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my english teacher would love and hate this sentence at the same time

all i need by radiohead has one of the best crescendos in any song i've heard and trying to find any other song that instils that same kind of euphoria has been fruitless so far

Mar 29, 2022, 10:08 PM
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in a closet because there are tornadoes

i still cant see it from up here

in the iss rn

*laughs in comically oversized bathtub*

You fool. You absolute coward. You underestimate my couponing skills at The Home Depot.

ur bathtub isnt big enough

i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet

I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.

ur bathtub isnt big enough

i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet

I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.

slay

my text posts are chock-full of gmo’s because nothing matters and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway so who cares at this point

My text posts are organic and cage-free, unlike @perrin’s

i’ll post something if i get 20 followers by the end of march

dew it

remember when i was still active on scratch lmfao