@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
ok which one of you guys made a last.fm page for that youtube video i made that unexpectedly blew up
because it definitely wasn’t me
i fail to understand the appeal of stanley cups
like, of all the things we could have turned into status symbols, we decided to go with an overpriced water bottle? really?
only five accounts, huh?
that’s not a whole lot, but i guess this is the calme before the storm…
…i’ll let myself out
BREAKING NEWS:
this just in, an alarming amount of namemc accounts have been hacked by someone named “calme”
PhoenixSC - YouTuber
Geuder - Mojang Staff
FruktHamster - Mojang Staff
Mynckey - Map Maker
PurpleCrystal02 - Map Maker
All of the accounts have emerald rank meaning that Calme has spent money for this attack.
More information coming soon.
i’ve done it.
i finished my playthrough of every main route in the masterpiece that is undertale.
here’s the valuable life lessons the game has taught me:
“just because you can fight the funni skeleton man from the memes, doesn’t mean you should fight the funni skeleton man from the memes.”
“next time, play games blind.”
i tried using a vr headset yesterday and when I took it off i had an inception moment where i couldn’t tell what was real
comment on this post and i’ll make chatgpt write a response to your comment
(nothing inappropriate and no images)
i know nobody asked, but in the unlikely event that someone might in the future, i think i should clear something up.
a few accounts with "kiwi" in the name are being created on wasteof and then following me. i’ve been playing along with the joke because i think it's pretty funny, but promise i do not own these accounts at all and they aren’t being created by me to boost statistics. @kiwi is my only account. if i ever were to have an alternate account, i’d specifically say so on my profile.
finally bought undertale and i’m about to play it for the first time in 2 years
i’m gonna avoid the fandom this time around though :P
i finally did it
i finally watched megamind
i think this is the first time a dreamworks movie has made me question who the victim really is
out of all the quotes veggietales has given me, the one i use the most is “personally i found it riveting, full of flawed characters and classic american humor 
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uhhhh, there’s this weird @evil-kiwi guy that just showed up on wasteof…
i have no affiliation with him! don’t take him seriously! if he offers you candy in his white van then grab the candy quickly and get out!
for some reason on both max and hulu/disney+, the descriptions for some of the episodes in the last season of regular show are laughably vague and nondescript.
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thanks to @evil-kiwi for being my 50th follower!
…wait, should i be thanking him…?