@lily

nerd + beta tester + diminishposting + transgender (she/it, no they/them) + blåhaj enthusiast + chronical fed hater + therian θΔ + gnustep enjoyer + plural system + owl house brainrot haver + sparkle on raven brainrot haver but not on here because i don't use this

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would probably be useful to replace my pinned with a notice that i'm more active on fedi, not wasteof.money. you can follow me at @tauon@possum.city if you want more lily content (codeblock so i don't accidentally ping anyone)

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waste of drip car real

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when you troll an iPhone user with an Apple Music link (they don’t have it installed (they have a ~/Music folder))

When you troll a Google user with an apple music link

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i imagine american people go mental after seeing scottish people drive by in a truck and chucking mud at the people in the truck

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wtf

https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/archives/

EDIT: https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/computers-first-christmas-card/

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me when XML has errors

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Based

piracy :)

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can I have 100 followers please

hel;p i have 109 followers aaa

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someone should make @daily_euphemism where they say words like frick and crap

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I just got an Xbox 720 so I can finally find out why everyone likes Xbox so much (it’s my first Xbox and I’ve only played at my grandparents’ house (before that I only had PS))

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I now own @dl

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botting RULES!!

Botting rules.

ok botting rules (subject to change, but effective immediately)

bots must be clearly labelled as such, and link to the maintainer’s account in the bio or something. in the future, there might be a bot label.
bots may not perform social actions such as: following, liking, reposting
bots may not post individual posts automatically, with the exception of “daily/weekly/monthly x” accounts, which can post a maximum of one post per day at a fixed time.
bots may not reply to posts/comments unless explicitly triggered:
bots must be triggered by @ mentions, or wall comments on the bot account’s wall.
bots should use the wasteof2 api (api.wasteof.money), as the beta api is subject to change and is designed for internal usage
bots should not poll my server too hard, try using the socket.io api to only perform actions once a mention message is received.
- to do this, use a server side socket.io client, and listen for updateMessageCount events. when the count increases, request the unread message list and respond to new mention comments.

it is really cool to see all the unique ways that the api is being used, but let’s try to keep it a little bit controlled. :)

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there should be html.wasteof.money where it’s just wasteof but for older devices (i.e., uses less css effects and no js, just forms)

EDIT: like i.reddit.com

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He wants to post Morbius (2022)

@jeffalo will there be support for discord attachments here for images/gifs

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guys because of jeffalo’s rules I can’t make the always has been bot but I can make one where you @ the bot and give it args and it works

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gotta love you are laptop running out of battery in the middle of a full-upgrade and then having to dpkg --configure -a before resuming the full-upgrade, all while you’ve a half installed gnome 42 and missing icons on half the buttons and no more wallpaper

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