@luckythecat
oh btw I learned last night that if you ever need to escape from someone who does Tae Kwan Do all you need to do is scratch them a little bit (tickling works too)
Black Friday is one of my favorite days of the year
my family always gets a Christmas tree today and decorates for Christmas and stuff. sometimes it’s lowkey better than Christmas Day. on Christmas it feels like you have to be perfect, and smile the whole time and everything. and it’s the end of Christmas. I hate that feeling on Christmas night when you realize that it’s almost over. but today, on Black Friday, you’ve got like a month to look forward to. that’s why I love it so much.
I think that wasteof should just go back to being just a monarchy again at this point 
like what
WHY WOULD YOU ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT IF THERE’S A VICE PRESIDENT???!?!???!?!!???!!
what’s the point of a vice president then??
like what
i’m protesting this vote. I don’t care who the president is this is just dumb
ADVENTUREMASE ELECTED TEMPORARY PRESIDENT WHILE ADMINISTRATION GRAPPLES WITH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
Shortly after the news of the president’s death was delivered yesterday, the administration met to elect a replacement for the late and great president @kiwi. They made the tearful decision to appoint @adventuremase, who is currently stranded on a deserted island in a tropical part of the North Atlantic Ocean, as the president. The administration took the rest of the day off as they fought with the fact Kiwi will never come back. Adventuremase briefly radioed in a response to this news: “Can someone get them a box of tissues? Anywho, this is a tough role to carry, but I believe I can avenge Kiwi. I can’t believe that @toaks definitely, totally killed him. Toaks was shooting sleeping darts at me, so he must have committed many treasonous crimes while I was knocked out.” We can only hope the remainder of the climb proves too difficult for Toaks.
bro this “kiwi gets stuck on an island” stuff is getting old like I want the normal kiwi back
it was funny at first but whoever’s writing it (probably kiwi tbh lol) had to make kiwi “die” twice
somehow kiwi’s gonna be alive I swear
every time my friend texts me on google chat I get three notifications for every text…..
adults take stuff so seriously lol
one of my friends didn’t want to do something for her birthday just a hangout with some friends and my mom told me not to say anything about it being her birthday 
funny how I think about putting stuff from my computer’s desktop in the trash in the same way I think about cleaning irl
my friend seriously feels like she’s behind the iron curtain when she’s at home
like actually she has a lot of problems and she wants to talk about it but her parents seem to dismiss it kind of. she can’t text someone about it because they see everything she sends
me as her best friend wants to help her but I don’t have to do it all because she can talk to Jesus 
you know a store has a good name if you remember it for literally NO REASON for years
particularly for me I remember the name of a random coffee shop and an ice cream place that i’ve went to ONCE IN MY LIFE several years ago in random towns