@luckythecat

sometimes I wonder if, somewhere on the big wide intranet, there’s another website where random people meet each other and joke about dumb things, like wasteof, but none of us will ever know about it and they’ll never know about us. maybe wasteof has an evil twin somewhere…

I already had two or three friends who are obsessed with K-pop Demon Hunters and now today I found out that one of my friends who is the kind of person who can talk the hind leg off a donkey also loves that movie so now i’m kinda doomed

she got me to listen to two of the songs from the movie that were like her favorite songs on earth and they were… mid. I wouldn’t listen to them again if I had a choice lol

ahh, this time of year again. don’t you just love the trickery and jumpscares and threatening and fun sized candy bars

who ever heard of a western where the cowboy doesn’t get shot and just leaves three days after he got there? That’s the real question. who cares about the horse’s name??

I spent an hour researching dirt and suddenly humans seemed a lot more interesting

comparing what my friends look like to what famous people look like is so fun

three days ago…

hey, guys, I need a halloween costume. I was thinking of going with ‘French king’ vibes. I’ve got these scooters, and the ladder truck from work is over there. the chainsaws are in the closet. who’s with me?

my friend’s dog got put down yesterday

I never met him but she’s really sad about it and so I am too. he wasn't even that old.

the best wasteofers have sky or clouds in their banners

i’m serious though a ton of us have sky/clouds in our banners if you look around

I am now so skilled at turning off my alarm in the morning I can do it without waking up or consciously remembering it!!

if anyone sees a tall guy with a red hoodie in the woods it’s probably Oren

as a homeschooler one of the funniest things is that if I ever know somebody who’s really annoying they always end up going off to public school and I never see them again..

I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”

probably not the smartest idea

I made a strawpage!!

luckythecat.straw.page

I was going down the sidewalk to my piano teacher’s house and this old guy was sitting on his front porch with a dog. when I came by the dog started barking at me and the guy was trying to quiet him down I guess. then I distinctly heard him say, (to the dog) “shhhh, let the little lady go, she doesn’t have time to say hello, going to her piano lesson”

so my first thought was why did bro have to call me a little lady and then how he knew I was going to my piano lesson?????? anyway idk why he talks to his dog so loud either lol because I heard him easily. it made me feel really rude that I hadn’t said hello but I don’t know the guy and I was about to be late so like… he didn’t have to say that.

welp, that was weird