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@mef
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The Awesome and Horrifying Creature
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[ USER INFO ]

CRITICAL MESSAGE: FREE PALESTINE!!! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

general data:

pronouns: he/it
sexuality: [unknown]
internal identity is complicated

overview:

creature / protogen / void dragon / ???
a bit silly
a bit feral (occasionally)
interests: programming, art, gaming, science, shaboingery
woke

alternative network locations:

WASTEOF: 
  @mefemphetamine: I post the words "breaking bad"
  @nihilev: extra weird alt for posting things like mind logs or me succumbing to my disease
  @slugcat: Slugcat Rain World
NEOCITIES: LINK:< https://7vector.neocities.org/ >
SEND ME AN ASK: https://app.wafrn.net/blog/voidcreature/ask
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wow I have beta access apparently, thats fun

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cube fact: cubes have never summoned an eldritch god, except for Todd, the cubes don’t like to talk about that

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54 cubes are interested in your product ”[[Hello? Help! Help! It Burns!]]”, they shall approach your location shortly

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COME DOWN TO YOUR NEAREST [[Sketchy Dumpster]] IN A [[Mute Alleyway]]!! I LOVE BEING A [[Hello? Help! Help! It Burns!]] SALESMAN!!

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I’m currently living in a dumpster and now a salesman.

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I sat in a alleyway while the clouds pee on me. I’m sitting in a box asking for spare change. I pause. I look to the ground in sadness. I start to cry and cry. I’ve became depressed.

Just then, Mr Beast and his crew comes down the alleyway and asked me if I wanted a new house. I begged him for it. He gave me the keys to a house and then asked me my life story. I told him everything, and I mean everything. But when I mentioned the NFTs, he grabbed the keys out of my hand with disgust. He whistled with two fingers. All of a sudden, Chris, Chandler, and Karl came through a wall (almost like they from America to Britain). Mr Beast then said, β€œGet him boys.” They all got baseball bats out of nowhere and started beating me with the bats. I wailed in pain.

They left after 6 hours 28 minutes and 42 seconds of beating me. They laughed and laughed while walking through the exact wall they came from. I really lost everything. My mug with the change, and the box I was living in. Oh the humanity.

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cube fact: cubes do not respond well to nitroglycerin

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cube fact: cubes like mangoes, but only if they are cut into hexagonal prisms

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cube fact: cubes do not know that the pacific ocean exists, and it must stay that way

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCHOOL STARTED AGAIN AAAAAAAAA

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cube fact: cube bean

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I love drinking molten polonium :)

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cube fact: cubes are pretty cool (especially if they're an ice cube)

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cube fact: the cubes were not in any way a part of the raiding of scrombulon and deny any and all accusations

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cube fact: cubes do not like the octhetraplyhedra and have gone to war against them approximately 26.3 times

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someone hacked my samsung smart sliding door and now it won’t stop playing despacito

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cube fact: cheese cubes taste good

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Dailyish Cube Fact: Minecraft

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