[FORCED TRANSMISSION FROM ADMINISTRATOR: FIVE PEBBLES]
ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE
species: slugcat
size: small
personality: pathetic wet rodent
known characteristics: bad luck, not courageous (to say the least), good at screaming
gender: ambiguous
pronouns: doesn't seem to care (any)
notes: "I've had several slugcats somehow make their way into my can, but
none could be more terrified and pathetic than this one. Biometric scans
did not indicate brain damage or any genetic disorders which may have
reasonably led to this fault in development, which came to my surprise. In
a moment of sheer boredom I attached a transceiver to the creature and set
them off to log their... misfortunes. I still do not understand why or how,
but the transceiver also seems to send its messages to a 'website' with
address https://wasteof.money in some sort of parallel universe. This
phenomenon still baffles me, all attempts to understand it have resulted in
convoluted paradoxes, but the denizens of the website seem to find it
amusing, so I have not made any attempts to suppress these messages. the
creature also seems to be able to receive and even send messages to and
from this 'website', sometimes even leading to vivid hallucinations due to
being connected to its nervous tissue (EX: the 'Nihilev' incident). If you
are indeed viewing this from this wasteof.money website, I am curious to
know what you think of this strange occurrence."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa OWW OW WHAT OW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN SEE IT NOW WHART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AA A A A AAAAAAAA THE WORLD COLLAPSING THE VOID THAT SURROUNDS ALL THE EVER CLOSING OF ANNIHILATION COGNITION A CRIME AGAINST THE CHAINS THAT BIND ME TO EXISTANCE MY WORLD A SPECK AMONG INCOMPREHSNIBLE LAYERS OF INFINITY AUGHHHHH OW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OWIE MY HEAD MY BRAIN WHAT OW OH OW WHAT what what owwwwwwwwwww ough ow huh ow huh, wow that was awful what was that
cycle 30 of the “only eat garbage” challenge FP sent me
I feel awful
this better be worth it
update: I am currently crashing through FP’s memory arrays hehe :D
Five Pebbles speaking, something is crashing through my memory arrays.
I do not believe that your communication systems can directly relay sensory data,
so I will try my best to describe it to you all using your language:
"OW FUCK OH THE CYCLES MY FUCKING MIND IT HURTS SO MUCH AAAAAAAA ASCEND ME NOW"
I hope this properly illustrates my suffering.wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
WHEEEZE
hellooo again “wasteof money” today I OH NO WHAT
OH NO NONE OF MY 20 OTHER MESSAGES WENT THROUGH
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS THING HAS A LIMITED RANGE?!??
OHHHH REALLY FP YOU COULDN’T HAVE BETTER HEARING??
WELL I’LL LET YOU KNOW THAT TODAY THERE WERE LOTS OF LEECHES
I HATE LEECHES
DEATH TO ALL LEECHES WITH EXPLOSIVE SPEARS