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Hi there, I’m Mr_Owlsss or O-the-Owl, whichever one is fine
I’m a bisexual non-binary
uh i dont know what else to add
I make websites and graphic design tho
you should follow @theawesome98 (now @lilly)
It's time gamers, I made the @wastedonion account and will start posting tomorrow! Will post for a week to see how it goes and if it goes well then I'll keep it up! I promise I won't promote this account afterwards, just wanted to at least get it off the ground and make people aware. Cheers!
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yay i’m beta tester now
this is unpresidented there is no one else online has had enough; it is put down.
Wasteof for Android crashes whenever I open my messages oopsis
I have something very serious to share about Skylar regarding what happened last night, but I'd like to wait until the afternoon in case she's okay.
Guys, the CSS for “Google in 1998” is so broken. Seriously, look it up!
Okay, I've seen two posts online today saying that Gen Beta started today.
This literally is not true. It's most widely supported and agreed upon that Gen Z lasted from 1996-2012, meaning Gen Alpha lasts 2013-2028.
My neighbors are currently shooting off fireworks and freaking out my dog for some fucking reason. Happy January 1st @ 8:16 PM y'all
Guys my family made a dinner reservation last year do you think they will still accept us
So close to 2024, I can’t believe it’s the 397’th of December already!
We're nearing 2024 and I'm so excited! I can't believe it's already the 181th of December
I can't believe tmr is the 34th, look at how close we are to 2024!
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