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Hi there, I’m Mr_Owlsss or O-the-Owl, whichever one is fine
I’m a bisexual non-binary
uh i dont know what else to add
I make websites and graphic design tho
you should follow @theawesome98 (now @lilly)
Finals are finally over
School's out
I don't have a thing to be stressed about
Oh my god
I don't understand how this account, which, mind you, has no main account and posts a whole lot of politics and misinformation for a "brand account", doesn't break the new "no political sockpuppet accounts", but @-thekiwiparty- did.
we're no longer allowing political sock puppet or astroturfing accounts. please engage from your main accounts if you'd like to participate in those kinds of discussions.
ideally, wasteof.money remains a safe, fun space. the political content doesn’t meaningfully add to the discourse here. discuss politics on Reddit or something.
Also, worshipping a political party like it's a cult is stupid as fuck
ok i’m just gonna go out and say it: an account dedicated to cheerleading for the Democratic Party is just as dumb and cringe as one cheerleading for the Republican Party.
obviously there’s a lot more to make fun of/be appalled by with republicans, and their current agenda is actively pushing America on a downward spiral toward trump-deifying authoritarian fascism, but that doesn’t make democratic politicians any less incompetent, ineffective, and afraid to challenge the existing status quo, nor any less willing to sacrifice the livelihood of working class at the behest of billionaires for the party’s own interests.
they are by far the lesser of two evils, but they are still not good. the american people deserve a party that actually serves them well. right now there is none. are they actively being prevented from doing as much as they could? absolutely. but even when they are in charge, they have proven time and time again that they don’t do enough to actually fix the issues the US faces, because they benefit too much from the status quo to enact real change. they, like republican politicians, are backed by corporations and billionaires, and thus cannot risk enacting policies that threaten their profit margins.
Corrupt politics with pride and blm stickers is still corrupt politics.
tl;dr: anything is better than what we have right now and republicans are absolutely horrible, but don’t let democrats off the hook for their inefficacy and corruption. we need better.
Bro… are you serious?! Is this what you cheer for @republicans? Now we have an absolute trade war with Europe because of Trump’s stupidity.
"four years ago" holy fuck
Notes on current rumors and "leaks" about our upcoming products:
If you are "leaking" information, then stop. Or else we'll sue.
Auriali has
Caused riots in the streets
"Won" the election by a landslide
Fueled the press with fake news
Had the previous overseer of WOM (@Jeffalo) banned
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a dictatorship.
Y'all I accidentally created a cool asf looking graphic with Python graphics library and now I wanna do something with it but idk what
I came up with a (slightly morbid) riddle on the bus while playing the Geometry Dash level Jumper
There is an event that's very likely going to occur. There's a chance you may help plan it, though it is certain you will never in your life attend it. What even is this?
Can we stop reposting that @\republicans post? First of all, it just brings them extra attention—which they want. Second of all, I don't follow them for a reason, so I especially don't want every third post in my feed to be their posts.
Istg I'm going to make a plugin for Wasteof Plugins that just literally deletes the element for posts that are posted by someone you don't wanna see ever
I can't wait for summer
NO NOT AGAIN 
I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
By The Wasted Onion: Leaks Wasteof Account Reveals Identity, Turns Out To Be Human Being
THE INTERNET—In a turn of events that has left the social media site in shock, wasteof account @leaks revealed their identity Monday, turning out to be a human being. “Having been the premier place on wasteof for the latest leaks from my trusted source, I felt now was the time to reveal my identity as a human being, made of flesh, bones, blood, and a heck of a lot of water with a side of human excrement,” said a post from the account in part, along with a picture of the leakers appearance, which has been confirmed by experts to be legitimate, ending conspiracy theories of the owner being a skin-walker. “You’re telling me that they aren’t a faceless grey person who’s head floats above their torso?” posted user @mrowlsss in reaction to the reveal. “WAIT THEY’RE NOT A FUCKING DRAGON?!” posted another frustrated user known as @mef. At press time, reports suggested owner of wasteof Jeffalo held an emergency meeting with the site’s moderation team, instituting a state of emergency on the site with a post from Jeffalo declaring “the end times are upon us, leaks is an actual human, may God have mercy.” Replying to the post, @leaks claimed the state of emergency would “not force IKEA to abandon their furniture business and become a pawn shop,” claiming they received the information from their trusted source.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!
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Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Here is a bubbling carpet of separate cells of hot and suspended solar gas.