@owenathletic

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Hi, I'm Owen!

I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!

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Apr 17, 2023, 9:00 AM
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🚨 Important Announcement 🚨

Hey there, amazing friends and followers! Owen here, with an update that I never saw coming. It appears that my recent misadventure has landed me in a rather unusual situation, as I've been served with a legal notice by none other than @dertermenter. 😮📜

Yes, you read that right! The incident involving a certain "unfortunate accident" in math class has somehow escalated to a court case. Who could have predicted this twist of events? Life truly knows how to keep us on our toes! ⚖️💩

But fret not, my dear friends, for I am ready to face this challenge head-on. Just like in the boxing ring, I'll summon my strength and resilience to confront whatever comes my way, even if it's in the form of legal proceedings. 💪👨‍⚖️

As I step into this unexpected legal arena, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude for the incredible support you've shown me. Your messages of encouragement and laughter have lifted my spirits and reminded me that we can find humor even in the most unexpected situations. Together, we will navigate this legal labyrinth with a smile on our faces and optimism in our hearts. 😄❤️

Stay tuned, my friends, as I document this peculiar journey and share the ups and downs with all of you. Let's turn this courtroom drama into a comedy extravaganza! Are you ready for the next act? Let's make it a show to remember! 💥🎭

Sending you all a wave of love, laughter, and unwavering resilience! Let's tackle life's surprises together. 💪❤️

Hey there, everyone! Owen here, ready to share a little story that's guaranteed to make you laugh. 😄

So, picture this: I'm sitting in my math exam, trying to solve those mind-boggling equations, when suddenly, I feel a rumble in my stomach. Uh-oh, not a good sign! But being the daredevil that I am, I thought I could hold it in. Boy, was I wrong!

As the minutes passed, my stomach growled louder than a hungry bear. I was in deep trouble. Panic started to set in, and I could swear the invigilators were giving me suspicious glances. But little did they know the epic battle happening inside me.

I desperately tried to focus on the exam, but the pressure was unbearable. I couldn't hold it any longer. In a moment of sheer clumsiness, I dropped my pen. And guess what? That was the tipping point!

In a disastrous turn of events, my bodily functions decided to go full blast. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie, but definitely not one you'd want to be in. My trousers and pants were no match for the force of nature happening down there.

The chaos that followed was something straight out of a wild dream. Shit went flying, desks were covered, and the horrified screams echoed through the exam hall. I may have unintentionally turned it into a real-life Jackson Pollock masterpiece. Oops!

My bathroom mishap during the exam led to unexpected consequences. Lesson learned: always be prepared. Embrace the absurdity and create unforgettable moments together! Stay awesome, my friends! 🤣✌

Hey there, fellow adventurers! Owen here, ready to embark on a one-of-a-kind journey that will leave you in awe. Today, I want to introduce you to the captivating world of extreme hammocking! 🌳🛏️

Picture this: I find the most breathtaking locations, from towering cliffs to lush forests, and set up my trusty hammock. But this is no ordinary relaxation spot. Oh no! I take hammocking to the extreme, defying gravity and pushing the limits of comfort.

With ropes, carabiners, and sheer determination, I hang my hammock from improbable places like suspension bridges, tree canopies, and even the side of a hot air balloon! The thrill of soaring high above the ground, swaying gently in the breeze, is absolutely exhilarating.

Of course, extreme hammocking comes with its fair share of challenges. There's the occasional encounter with mischievous monkeys, gusts of wind that test my grip, and the ever-present fear of getting tangled in my own hammock acrobatics. But hey, it's all part of the adventure!

So, join me on this extraordinary journey as we redefine the boundaries of relaxation. Stay tuned for mind-blowing hammock setups, gravity-defying stunts, and maybe even a hammock high-five with a passing bird. Get ready to experience the world from a whole new perspective!

Remember, life is meant to be lived boldly, and sometimes that means hanging in unusual places. So, grab your hammock, buckle up, and let's take extreme lounging to new heights! 🌍🔝

Hey everyone, Owen here with a hilariously unique hobby to share! 🤹‍♂️ Get ready for the incredible world of toothpick juggling! It's my latest obsession, and trust me, it's anything but ordinary. The precision, the thrill, and the heart-stopping moments make it an adrenaline-pumping experience. I've even created my signature move, the "Toothpick Tornado," a dazzling display of twirls and flips. I've performed at parties, events, and even grocery stores, leaving people in awe or scratching their heads. It's not without its challenges, though. My poor toes have suffered a few toothpick-related accidents, but sacrifices must be made for comedy! If you're in need of a good laugh or a toothpick spectacle, I'm your guy. Stay tuned for more updates from the wacky world of toothpick juggling! Catch you later, and keep smiling! 😄🌟

Hey everyone! Owen here, ready to share some exciting news with all of you. 🌟

Guess what? I just landed an incredible opportunity to join a local band as their lead guitarist! 🎸🎶 It's been a dream of mine for as long as I can remember, and I couldn't be more thrilled to embark on this musical journey.

The band is a group of incredibly talented and passionate musicians, and the chemistry we have is simply electric. We've been jamming together, exploring different genres, and creating some seriously awesome tunes. The energy and creativity that flow during our practice sessions are indescribable.

I can't wait to step on stage, feel the adrenaline rush through my veins, and share our music with all of you. There's something magical about the connection between musicians and the audience, and I hope our performances will leave you feeling inspired, uplifted, and ready to dance the night away.

Music has always been my sanctuary, my way of expressing myself and connecting with others. It's a language that transcends boundaries and brings people together. And now, I have the incredible opportunity to share my passion with all of you.

I'll be sure to keep you updated on our upcoming gigs and performances. I can't wait to see your smiling faces in the crowd, singing along, and grooving to the rhythm. Let's make some unforgettable memories together through the power of music!

Hey everyone! Owen here, soaking up the summer vibes and enjoying the sun-kissed days at the beach. ☀️🌊

There's something magical about the beach, isn't there? The sound of crashing waves, the warmth of the sand beneath your feet, and the refreshing ocean breeze that kisses your skin. It's like stepping into a whole new world of relaxation and adventure.

I've been spending my days building sandcastles, riding the waves, and exploring the hidden treasures washed ashore. From collecting seashells to spotting colorful marine life, each moment brings a sense of wonder and joy.

And let's not forget about beach games! Whether it's beach volleyball, frisbee, or a friendly game of beach soccer, the laughter and friendly competition add an extra layer of excitement to the whole experience. It's all about making memories and having a blast with friends and loved ones.

Of course, no beach day is complete without indulging in some delicious treats. Ice cream cones, cold beverages, and tasty snacks are essential companions to beat the summer heat and satisfy those cravings.

So, if you're in need of some summer fun, grab your sunscreen, pack your beach essentials, and join me in embracing the carefree spirit of the beach. Let's make this summer one to remember, filled with laughter, sunshine, and unforgettable moments. See you at the shoreline! 🏖️😎

Victory is sweet! Just finished an intense Fortnite match and I couldn't wait to share the excitement with all of you. 🎮💥

I dropped into the battleground with a strategic plan, looting weapons, and building my fort as the storm closed in. The adrenaline was pumping as I engaged in intense firefights, taking down opponents left and right. The sound of sniper shots, the explosion of rockets—it was pure chaos, and I was loving every moment of it.

With quick edits and precise shots, I managed to secure eliminations and make my way to the final circle. The tension was palpable as the remaining players fought for that coveted Victory Royale. But guess what? I emerged as the last one standing! The screen lit up with those magical words, and the victory dance that followed was truly epic. 💃🕺

Fortnite is more than just a game to me. It's a test of skill, strategy, and quick thinking. It's about outsmarting your opponents, building incredible structures, and celebrating those hard-earned victories. But above all, it's about the amazing community that comes together to create unforgettable moments.

So, my fellow Fortnite enthusiasts, join me on this thrilling journey. Let's drop into the battlefield, show off our skills, and make every match a memorable one. Together, we'll conquer the storm and achieve greatness! Game on, everyone! 🔥🚀

🌟 Hey there, lovely people! Owen here, ready to brighten up your day with some good vibes and positive energy! ✨

I hope you're all doing amazing and rocking whatever you're up to. Remember, life is too short to dwell on the negative stuff. Let's embrace the little joys, celebrate our accomplishments, and spread kindness like confetti wherever we go. 🎉

Speaking of celebrations, I recently hit a major milestone in my journey. 🎉🎊 I finally mastered that tricky juggling trick I've been practicing for ages! 🤹‍♂️ It took countless dropped balls, some hilarious mishaps, and a lot of determination, but I did it! Now, I'm ready to take my juggling skills to the next level. Who knows, maybe I'll even join the circus someday! 🎪

But hey, life isn't just about juggling balls (although it's pretty fun). It's about finding your passions, exploring new horizons, and never being afraid to chase your dreams. So whether you're into sports, music, art, or any other form of expression, embrace it wholeheartedly and let it shine brightly in your life. You never know where your passion might lead you! 🌈

As for me, I'll keep juggling through life, discovering new adventures, and spreading positivity wherever I go. Remember, my friends, each day is a gift, and it's up to us to make the most of it. So let's seize the day, embrace the challenges, and keep that beautiful smile on our faces. 😊

Take care, stay awesome, and keep spreading those good vibes! Until next time! 👋

Hey there, everyone! Owen here, bringing you some good vibes and positive energy. Life is full of ups and downs, but it's all about how we choose to navigate through them. So, let's shake off any negativity and focus on the good stuff that's happening around us. Whether it's a beautiful sunset, a funny meme, or a heartwarming gesture from a friend, let's cherish those moments and make the most out of each day. Remember, happiness is contagious, so let's spread it everywhere we go. Have an amazing day, my friends! ✨😊

Hey there, everyone! Owen here, ready to brighten your day with some positivity and laughter. 😄✨

You know, life is full of unexpected twists and turns, but it's how we navigate through them that truly defines us. It's like a game, and we're the players, ready to tackle challenges, level up, and unlock new adventures.

Speaking of games, I've been diving into the world of retro gaming lately, and let me tell you, it's been an absolute blast! From the pixelated graphics to the catchy soundtracks, there's something truly magical about revisiting those classic titles. It's like taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane.

I've been dusting off my old consoles, immersing myself in the worlds of Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, and countless other timeless gems. It's incredible how these games still manage to captivate us with their simple yet addictive gameplay.

But it's not just about the games themselves. It's about the memories they evoke, the laughter shared with friends, and the joy of discovering hidden secrets together. Gaming has a unique way of bringing people closer and creating unforgettable moments.

So, whether you're a fan of retro games, modern masterpieces, or anything in between, I invite you to join me on this journey. Let's celebrate the joy of gaming, share our favorite titles, and reminisce about those epic gaming sessions that made us feel like true heroes.

Game on, friends! Let's embark on unforgettable adventures together. 🎮✌️

Hey there, fellow Fortnite enthusiasts! Owen here, ready to share my latest triumphs and battles on the virtual battlefield. 🎮💥

I've been diving headfirst into the world of Fortnite, and let me tell you, it's been an exhilarating ride. From the moment I jump out of the Battle Bus to the intense firefights that ensue, every match is a thrilling experience that keeps me on the edge of my seat.

Building structures on the fly, sniping enemies from afar, and executing those victory dances when I come out on top—it's all part of the Fortnite magic. I've been honing my skills, perfecting my aim, and mastering those quick edits to outmaneuver my opponents. Victory Royale, here I come!

But Fortnite is more than just a game for me. It's a community—a place where gamers from all walks of life come together to showcase their skills, share strategies, and have a blast. Whether I'm teaming up with friends or joining forces with random players, the camaraderie and excitement are always through the roof.

Now, you're probably wondering, "What's your Fortnite account, Owen?" Well, I'm glad you asked! You can find me on the virtual battlefield as "OW3N4T1C." Feel free to add me as a friend, and let's conquer those Fortnite challenges together. We'll build, shoot, and dance our way to victory!

Join me in the action-packed world of Fortnite! Grab your controller, put on your game face, and let's conquer the battlefield together. Victory awaits! 🚀🔫

Hey everyone! It's Owen here, and I have some exciting news to share with you all. Guess who just learned how to ride a unicycle? That's right, yours truly! 🚲🤡

Let me tell you, mastering the art of unicycling wasn't as easy as I thought. It involved a fair share of wobbles, tumbles, and a few comical moments that could rival a circus act. But hey, I persevered, and now I can proudly say that I can ride a unicycle like a pro (well, almost)!

Picture this: Me, cruising down the street with a determined expression on my face, trying to maintain my balance while onlookers give me curious glances. Some might call it a spectacle, but I prefer to think of it as a one-person parade, bringing joy and laughter to the neighborhood.

Of course, I couldn't resist the urge to add a touch of my own style to this new skill. I've adorned my unicycle with colorful streamers and even attached a horn that honks whenever I successfully navigate an obstacle. It's all about adding that extra pizzazz and spreading smiles wherever I go!

So, if you happen to see a slightly clumsy, yet enthusiastic guy on a unicycle in your neighborhood, don't forget to wave and cheer me on. Who knows, maybe I'll even attempt some unicycle tricks in the future (with a helmet on, of course).

Remember, life is about embracing new challenges, finding joy in the little things, and keeping the inner circus performer alive. Keep pedaling through life, my friends, and never be afraid to embark on a unicycle adventure! 🎪

Hey there, friends! I just had the most hilarious encounter with a mischievous squirrel today. I was innocently walking in the park, minding my own business, when this furry little creature decided to make me its new best friend. It started following me around, hopping from tree to tree, and giving me these mischievous looks.

I couldn't help but wonder what this squirrel was up to. Was it trying to recruit me for some secret squirrel society? Or maybe it mistook me for a squirrel whisperer. Either way, I couldn't resist the temptation to engage in a friendly conversation.

So, there I was, having a full-blown conversation with a squirrel. I was asking it about its favorite acorn flavors, its opinion on the latest squirrel fashion trends, and even attempting to teach it some impressive squirrel dance moves. Let's just say the squirrel wasn't too impressed with my dance skills.

After a while, we bid each other farewell, with the squirrel scampering back into the trees. It was definitely a peculiar and hilarious moment that reminded me of the wonders and surprises that can happen in everyday life.

So, if you ever see me engaged in a lively discussion with a woodland creature, don't worry, I haven't gone completely nuts (pun intended). I'm just embracing the whimsy and laughter that life has to offer.

Keep smiling, my friends, and never hesitate to have a little fun with the unexpected! 😄🐿️

Hey everyone, I've got a hilarious story to share with you today. So, picture this: I'm in the grocery store, minding my own business, when I spot a package of cookies on a high shelf. Now, being the cookie lover that I am, I couldn't resist reaching for them. But guess what? Just as I stretch my arm to grab the cookies, the shelf starts wobbling like crazy! Next thing I know, cookies are raining down on me, and I'm standing there, covered in a delicious cookie avalanche. 🍪😂

Let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. People around me were cracking up, and I couldn't help but laugh too. I guess you could say I had a sweet, albeit crumbly, encounter with those cookies. But hey, who needs a regular shopping trip when you can have a cookie shower, right? Life's full of unexpected moments, and sometimes they're the ones that make us laugh the hardest.

Remember, even in the most cookie-filled mishaps, find a reason to smile and embrace the joy of the unexpected. Keep spreading laughter and positive vibes wherever you go! 😄✨

📷 Ready to rock and roll! Tonight, I'm attending one of the most electrifying concerts in town, and I can't contain my excitement. The anticipation is building, the energy is palpable, and the stage is set for an unforgettable night of music and pure euphoria. The lineup is stacked with incredible artists who know how to captivate a crowd and leave us craving more. From the thumping basslines to the electrifying guitar solos, every note will reverberate through our souls and ignite our passion for music. So, as I prepare to dive into this sea of sound and let the music consume me, I invite you to join me on this sonic adventure. Let the rhythm take over, let your worries fade away, and let the melodies transport you to a place where nothing else matters but the music. Are you ready to rock? 🎸🎶