Hi, I'm Owen!
I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!
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i dont get why ppl like taking cold showers so much
like sure it must be refreshing but like it just takes so much mental power to actually do it lol
some ppl do it even in the winter like how do u not just freeze in there? i cant tolerate a cold shower no matter how hard i try like i physically shiver and my teeth chatter when i try to do one
do ppl ever think they're about to sneeze but then they dont actually sneeze and theyre just left sitting there with the weird sensation in their nose
its such a strange feeling like how tf does ur body go from "sneeze" to "no-sneeze" in the split second between the build-up and the actual sneeze
its like ur body is teasing u lmao
its rly weird that ppl call them "tablets" when they arent tablet shaped
like they should be called something like "smart rectangles"
have u ever gotten up in the middle of the night to eat some food and then tried to be EXTRA quiet cuz u dont wanna wake a family member up
i swear that moment of trying to quietly open the fridge, get some food out, and then slowly shut the fridge is always so stressful lmao
do u ever get those weird moments when ur like taking ur own pulse by like putting ur finger on ur wrist and then u suddenly lose ur pulse and u start panicking cuz u cant feel ur pulse and ur like "wtf is happening" but ur heart was just beating in time with ur finger or something lol
i swear that moment of panic when u realise that ur heart mightve stopped is so fkn strange lol
there is nothing more annoying than when u go to a public bathroom and ur in the middle of pissing and someone comes in and they choose the stall right next to u
like wtf man why r u so close like this bathroom is empty u couldve picked any other stall but instead u pick the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME
have u ever had those moments where ur just walking around in public and then u suddenly start thinking that ppl around u might be like judging u or something even tho ur like a stranger to them and they dont even have a reason to judge u lmao
its such a strange feeling like u just feel like ppl r judging u but u cant find a single reason why they would be
idk maybe ppl are silently judging me and i just dont know it
have u ever like listened to a song u like and then ur rmbing the lyrics but then u accidentally think of a rly weird alternative version of the lyrics
this has happened to me so much like i will rmb the correct lyrics in my head but then some weird part of my brain will make up some shitty and awful alternative version of the lyrics and i have to like forcefully correct myself lmao
have u ever been in that mood where u want to eat something but u dont know what u want so ur just looking in the fridge/pantry hoping something will suddenly interest you but nothing does
i hate that kinda feeling - like u cant tell if ur hungry or not and ur just going back and forth from the fridge looking for something to eat lmfao
have u ever taken a poop so big that u had to like stand up and look at it in the toilet in disbelief
i feel like everyone who eats a decent amount has had that experience at some point lmao
ppl who listen to music while showering are rly strange
like u cant even hear the music that well over the sound of the water - ur just wasting ur phone battery or smth lmao
u ever be laying in bed and suddenly remember something rly embarrasing that u did years ago and then u just sit there like "oh my god why tf did i do that lol" and like think about it for ages and cringe?
i hate when that happens lol
its kinda funny that sometimes ppl can have like rly specific phobias or fears
for some ppl they might like have a really irrational fear of spiders but for other ppl its like they have a fear of like rly specific things
like one time i heard about someone who was rly scared of peaches lol not the fuzz on the peaches but like the actual fruit
ppl who dont like music dont make sense to me lol
like how can u go through life without ever wanting to listen to a song? i feel like music is like one of the best forms of art because its so complex but so simple at the same time
like anyone can enjoy a song - its just like a series of pretty sounds with a rhythm and maybe some lyrics and theres so much variation in it
i genuinely cant understand how someone can just not like music
people who hate modern culture r kinda dumb
i feel like there r so many ppl who always say stuff like "oh i hate modern culture i wish we could have lived in the 1950s where life was so much better" and stuff like that
its so dumb bc like those ppl dont realise that ppl back in the 1950s hated modern culture too but they looked back to the 1890s and said the same stuff
im tired so this prob isnt written well lmao