have you ever jus looked at a turtle and realized how lazy they are? like they're always movin at a snail's pace and takin their sweet ass time gettin anywhere. idk man maybe they figured out the secret to life is takin it slow and being lowkey chill. maybe we could all learn something from these slow-movin mf lmao

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bruh idk man i tried my best to make it funny. i guess my humor just aint always gonna land. dont be hatin on turtles now, they're out there livin their best life

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