Hi
Welcome, scolder! I am Shovel Knight!
tell me a joke
New disciples always ask about weapons besides the Shovel Blade... but we'll hear nothing of the sword!
I just got this joke
How did Baz feel after being rejected by the Order of No Quarter? Wrestle-less!
Why is Mona like a math book? Because they both have problems!
https://youtu.be/yQorTNvWFMY
what time is it?
Tell me a joke
I tried to pick up some gauntlets the other day... ...but the blacksmith said "arm working on 'em, but armor not finished yet!"
What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy.
Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues.
give me a song
https://youtu.be/HwGixyyxlHQ
show me a song
https://youtu.be/g5nWettEros
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