i can’t even argue that honestly you probably are
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My profile picture on Discord is the gigachad.
There is extensive backstory, but I don’t care. I’ve kept for so long because I thoroughly enjoy the discourse people get themselves into by targeting me.
You see, by making my profile picture the purest form of compensation by insecure men, I give my interlocutor an immediate impression of myself. An impression that the worst of people love to exploit.
I am a person who speaks my mind. I am also a professional troll. This combination is extraordinarily powerful, especially if I give myself the tools to garner an entertaining response. My profile picture is just that. A tool.
People say there is something wrong with me. They don’t need to keep telling me. I already know.
this might seem odd to you, but a lot of things exist.
if you’d like an example (I know people love sources nowadays), look at your hands.
they are real, physical things, no?
you can move them, feel them, touch them, break them.
go ahead, take a hammer, and break a finger.
now explain to me why you didn’t listen.
because another thing exists: your sense of self-preservation.
the words you’re reading, on this screen.
they make sense because another thing exists: your brain.
if your brain didn’t exist, neither would you.
@jeffalo I much prefer the typewriter font on the beta. Ever though of adding an option to switch between the two?
Gum is too sweet. I’d rather have more spearmint and less sugar. How it feels to chew 5 gum? Diabetes.
#DontVerifySivyx
please dont verify me, this would be a terrible turn of events and i would bring nothing but sadness upon the entire community. i must stop the event before it happens, i must alert the community before its end. don’t verify me.
what do you expect when you see a sivyx essay? personally, i don’t have a criteria or ideas behind any of them, and I just start writing whenever i’m bored. usually it ends up being a commentary about something, subtle or not, but each time the reception is different. you see, writing an essay isn’t about wit as much as it is about time. all you need is the time to write it, and though general wits may be helpful (for example, it takes me about 5 minutes to write something like the Falling Off essay) they really aren’t that important.
let’s take something in as an example. when writing an essay for school, it’s important to put the time into it and to make sure that what you’re writing fits the topic, and that your sources (if required) are relevant and trustworthy. but when writing an essay for a social media website, none of that is as prevalent. all you need for a successful essay in the form of this one is a vast vocabulary and some ability to hide your commentary on something in particular.
for example, my Falling Off essay was written on a whim, in about 5 minutes. perhaps it may take you longer to write something of that factor, but that’s not important. the essay didn’t tell you what it was about right away, no, it waited. it waited until the very end for me to express my thoughts in a meaningful and impactful way, while still throwing in comedy where it could be done. that’s really all you need to be able to do.
you also need a good amount of judgement. sometimes your essay wont be quite up to par, and at that point you can either make the hard decision to throw it away, or you can fix it. fixing it is usually my choice, for example, with my essay for @ee. the comedic parts that I implemented after the first paragraph were not my first idea, however after realizing i’d gone too formal after the first few sentences, i ran with it and continued.
no, you don’t need wits, you just need creativity. if you dont have that, then use this: http://watchout4snakes.com/Random/RandomParagraph
no, it wont make sense, but it will be funny. and sometimes that’s all you need.
wow! i think racists are so cool and I support your choice.
I did gocarts and it was awesome so I think I’m going to become a racist instead of a programmer
oh! is this a commission? here, let me try.
True logic in this sense would initiate such a person to think in hindsight, and for said person to also see what they’ve done wrong. Following such logic, you can easily come to conclusions about what was clearly done incorrectly. May it be ignorance, may it be trust, of which it is is irrelevant. I must now conclude that what I have done was not completely thought through, nor moderated in the sense that it should’ve been.
how’s that? oh, too much? ill go casual.
Yo, sup y’all. Thinkin’ I may’ve made a bit of a mistake back there when settin’ up that anonymous postin’ nonsense. Now thinkin’ in hindsigh’, I must admit it could’ve been accomplished much betta. Just a few more lines o’ code ‘ere and there woulda done it fo’ sho’.
what do you mean that’s too much also? fine, ill try in between, then will you be happy, goldilocks?
Hey. I think I could’ve done a little more when setting up the anonymous posting stuff. In hindsight, I think I tend to trust the people a little too much and maybe I should’ve thought it through a little better at the time. You really never know what people will do these days.
no, that’s bad too. i just can’t seem to get it right, go too much that way, too much this way, over and over and over… well. maybe I could try something more. yes, yes this will work:
A cow dishes the ready assistant. This grateful problem bends my grandmother after the detectable crew. The estate interferes with the boss! Will the cuckoo rot below the filthy news? The sword follows his club.
there! that should work. you’re welcome.
Insert sivyx style essay here
The 2 problems that led to this I guess are for 1 thing I'm not the kind of person to think things through, I just do it. And l tend to believe that humans naturally try to do the right thing. I've been proven wrong about that many times
whoever posted this is a genius. what? no, it wasn’t me. only non-geniuses call themselves a genius. confidence killed the cat, of course.
wait, it’s curiosity isn’t it? well who did confidence kill then? curiosity already got it’s murder, and confidence is definitely not innocent. i know, how about confidence killed the cucumber? yes, i believe that will work.