@the27thpercentile
i’m not so sure about this vietnamese casino fighting.
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
did you know? flight delayed twenty-seven hours! we’re traveling for a whole extra twenty-seven days! now we get to see all the vietnamese casinos we want to!
my percentile is absolutely bawling… and rightfully so! the plane still needs a freaking casino operator and isn’t even on its way to stealing your money, so this bullmalarkey screws all of our (already large) sums of money up
we all just want to get to vietnam to gamble our life savings
flight delayed four hours! we're traveling for a whole extra day! now we don't get to see all the family we want to!
my mom is absolutely bawling… and rightfully so! the plane STILL NEEDS A FUCKING PART and isn't even on its way to the airport, so this bullshit fucks all of our (already small) visiting plans up
we all just want to get to australia
did you know? 73% of all wasteof accounts are banned because they are spammer accounts. don’t be them. join me in the 27% who fight against vietnamese casinos!