Last thing I remember this account was a week old and completely unaware of the existence of @/. I was gone for longer than I thought…
important announcement:
if you own @momothecat, @wasteof-geographic, or @evil-kiwi then please tell me
if you don’t, repost this post
edit: @cheesewhisk3rs is @evil-kiwi
Man, I love not relying on drugs and hormone injections to be happy.
Since I am clearly an OG, you can leave your guesses as to who I really am
Also, I don't believe she's actually autistic and is just making it up for quirky points or whatever but that's just a hunch so don't believe me.
I could try and find out though…
Day 2 of proving my omniscience because I am quite literally just that guy: Remember when jeffalo became Swiss? That was fun.
I don't identify as a guy, you bigot. I am a dude.
reminder that i literally did not do anything and this guy is getting mad at nothing
btw using the word “meanie” or similar invalidates everything you say. I don't make the rules, sorry.
New accounts don't normally take this long to be found. Guess everyone is asleep or something
nahhh dude @lily has GOT to be a ragebait acc, no one can seriously think like that. Otherwise we're screwed as a species (or at least her as an individual but no one really cares for that)
If anyone has the dedication to do it, could you please remind me every day not to click the unfollow button on my own profile? I want to be my first follower forever.
Because I am literally just that guy and I know everything that has happened on this site except for the last two months. I can 200% confirm this to be totally certified, DGR Guaranteed fax.
