Turn into a plant, and scare the hell out of anyone who walks by.
there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter
be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)
cause drama by appearing to be someone else
be a seagull and poop on bad people
make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real
be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat
be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things
be a creepy thing in the woods
be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain
impersonate political or religious figures
be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season
be an exact copy of someone’s pet and see their owner’s reaction
pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that you’re actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)
scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster
have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever
be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)
Guys, the only good painter is Bob Ross. Every other painter sucks. Picasso’s paintings look like “happy accidents”.
Tip of the day:
Stick a pipe bomb in the tailpipe of a bus.
It’s a joke, don’t blow up my comments
Me during school:
Teacher explaining secrets of the universe.
My brain: How much does a demilitarized tank cost? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Why am I still here? What class is this?
Me: Oh damn, I’m in the wrong class.
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I like pie
Alright everyone we need 2 more followers for @mef. Follow him, or I will break your ankles.
I am 2 followers away from beating daily news and getting on the beta explore page
Anyone else know what I-Ready is? I hate it. I got to do I-Ready testing today and it’s annoying to listen to them take 5 years to explain why 1+1=2. Who came up with that shit? I can do 1+1 without someone making my childhood into hell.
Ok, so I prefer the some FNF tracks over actual music. The FNF songs I like are:
Ballistic/Neo Ballistic
Blammed
Agoti’s track
Ugh
Genocide
Zavodilla
Accelerant
Animal
Pico
Philly
Guns
Every Neo Version of most FNF songs
Also everyone who says FNF sucks, I DON’T CARE, so don’t flood the comments with oh that song sucks. If you don’t like, go find something else, don’t waste my time. Also, post your favorite track in the comments if you want.
WTF
1,2, buckle my shoe!
3,4, buckle some more!
5,6, do nine kicks!
7,8, eat a plate!
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Check out the site, I made it to advertise Lopobia.
Well, Lopobia’s ending, so me and mrowlsss are gonna host it maybe.