Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Talk about click bait 
made a video about this: https://youtu.be/NiL7qc6uDfM
Yay! New scratch upda—
AI? Really? AI? They want to inspire creativity and they are including AI? How on earth will AI help kids create? If anything, it will stop the learning process because, instead of creating art or code that is creative and requires skill, kids will just write a prompt.
in case you missed it
a new position on the scratch foundation’s website went up recently, and the job description confirms that scratch 4.0 is in development. says it’ll feature a “re-imagined online community and creative ai”… whatever that means
no word of a release date, but that’s understandable. i’m actually kind of excited for this, i feel like scratch’s online community hasn’t been working super well recently so hopefully this’ll fix some of those issues. as for the ai thing… please no. so many things can go wrong with that…
New day, getting my braces off, seeing my gf, nothing could drag me down right now!
What 
Not if I commit fraud!
LEAK: According to recent polls, George Washington will not win today’s presidential election.
Yay! New scratch upda—
AI? Really? AI? They want to inspire creativity and they are including AI? How on earth will AI help kids create? If anything, it will stop the learning process because, instead of creating art or code that is creative and requires skill, kids will just write a prompt.
in case you missed it
a new position on the scratch foundation’s website went up recently, and the job description confirms that scratch 4.0 is in development. says it’ll feature a “re-imagined online community and creative ai”… whatever that means
no word of a release date, but that’s understandable. i’m actually kind of excited for this, i feel like scratch’s online community hasn’t been working super well recently so hopefully this’ll fix some of those issues. as for the ai thing… please no. so many things can go wrong with that…
The best project I have ever made is an assignment for world history, where I made a platformer in Scratch about Alexander Graham Bell. The code is HEAVENLY good and the gameplay is surprisingly solid. Everything works really well
Out of all of my passion projects, a school assignment is the best thing I have ever made 
Guys it's tax day the sequel!
There is going to be a 50% chance you, yes, you, are going to federal cheese shoveling prison
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
As part of our manifesto, I planned to do many things to keep our nation silly. And I’m keeping them, here’s some progress.
Our 12th point in the manifesto was to “Triple cheese production quotas and fill every easily accessible cave system in the continental United States with cheese. Finish what Missouri started!”. And we are doing this with at a rapid, not just have we reached our triple cheese production quota goal, we’re already filling up our cave systems with it!
Another manifesto point we made was point 17; “Replace the Senate with a 24/7 all you can eat buffet” and I am happy to report that the senate is now a 24/7 all you can eat buffet. Filled to the brim with excellent cuisine, the Senate Stuff-Your-Face Buffet is our nation’s latest and greatest in all things food, yummy!
We’ll continue to fulfil our campaign promises to ensure the silliness of our nation is preserved.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
My tinnitus won't shut up
What did I do to get this condition I don't remember getting ear damage fresh from the womb
Memory loss? He said this exactly before
sup broskis! it's ya boi Owen, just chillin' and vibin' like it's no one's business! been listenin' to some fire tunes, sippin' on some iced lattes, and just livin' life with a straight-up attitude! keep it cool, stay lowkey, and remember that it's all about the good vibes! 
New pfp moment (squimpy is back and better rigged than ever, I'm going to try really hard to animate something with him)
How is the most consistently popular thing I have ever done
I guess out of all my work, my comedy is my best
Staying up past your bedtime now more rapidly increases exhaustion levels (don't ask why this is posted so late...)
PEAK
My favorite songs are St. Chroma, Noid, and Darling, I
I can give a tier list later but first I have to listen to this a few times
The creative writer urge to create a large, intertwining universe for multiple DnD campaigns to be set in so that, years from now, I will still be reaping what my first fundamental characters did