Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Hi! That's me and my gang, partying all night as us animals do. I can't speak for the raccoons here, but we're sorry to keep you up. Listen, if you want to, you can totally come over and join the party
Genuinely can't listen to any Ice Cube the same after watching War of the Worlds. That shit was so ass 
Crazy? I was crazy once
Oh my God I'm going to buy BDD3:IOAPTHITFTTRMAINTCI sometime soon it looks awesome
i'm so glad to be at a point where i can choose between ultrakill and brazilian drug dealer 3: i opened a portal to hell in the favela trying to revive mit aia i need to close it and not regret how i spent my time
Do I not even exist to you? Where do you think you get your money from? 
Hello, my fellow Wasteofers! Since the president is trapped in this non-existent place called “Australia” and the vice president is no where to be seen: I, as your head of commerce, will enact phase one of my plan to take over this platform.
What is phase one?
It is the phase where I create the rest of this plan. But do not worry! I have concepts of a plan to restore order to this war-torn platform.
Country Bigfoot Trackers
can’t wait for hollywood to take all the wrong notes from kpop demon hunters and make ripoffs with names like “edm ghost killers” and “soul spirit slashers” and “soft rock succubus pursuers”
The instrumental on this is awesome
https://open.spotify.com/album/3HKKmUZ3jml79YHVQeGa0c
No way chat i dropped a single 
Part of me says this is peak other part disagrees
Update: I didn't use it exactly, instead I have opted for the similar "trust me bro I was there" approach in my personal narrative essay.
Dude hell yeah. I’m going to use this RIGHT NOW
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
Dude hell yeah. I’m going to use this RIGHT NOW
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
Day job referenced absolute cinema ( @adventuremase )
president’s log of australia: day 10
went bowling yesterday
the whole experience vaguely reminded me of day job, the hit 2024 australian adult animated web series created by paul georghiou
in which the main characters work at a bowling alley
and it’s set in australia
crazy
Randall Munroe didn't die for this
rome building starts tomorrow! be there 8am sharp since they only gave us one day to do it!