Naw can't even pull myself together literally may be the worst day of my life so far 
Ok guys place your bets am I going to get a Valentine's today (candy or other)
Odds are roughly 1000 to 1, so you could lose your money or make it really big
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
Waaaaait since when did wasteof for Android have a scroll indicator on the side
Would it be stupid or funny to dress as a Tally Hall member for Halloween
well kendrick lamar makes up approx. 17% of my liked songs. I just liked my 100th kendrick song, FEAR. from DAMN. which I ignored for way too long considering its my favorite kendrick album
You found the marble in the oatmeal! You know what that means, you get to drink from the firehose!