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Wow, I'm so lucky to have visited Compton while in London. It seems Kendrick Lamar took a very metaphorical stance when speaking of it

Anyways, haven't been stabbed yet

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Sorry it was funnier in my head I've been up for 30+ hours

In new york

I am leaving for the airport to go to London in 25 minutes

In new york

I am leaving for the airport to go to London in 25 minutes

I am leaving for the airport to go to London in 25 minutes

Game is out

Hey guys, my new game releases in 12 hours. I made it for a gamejam and I would appreciate it if you check it out. you can even play right in your browser :)

https://gamejolt.com/games/beyondspace/994992

Hey guys, my new game releases in 12 hours. I made it for a gamejam and I would appreciate it if you check it out. you can even play right in your browser :)

https://gamejolt.com/games/beyondspace/994992

I am releasing a game tomorrow. I'll link it here when I post it 👍

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WARNING!

DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY 8647, WHETHER IT’S ONLINE, AS A JOKE, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE REGARDLESS OF THE CONTEXT, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOCKED UP.

To understand what 8647 means, here’s the following:

86 = To kill

47 = The 47th president, Donald Trump

8647 = To kill the 47th president, Donald Trump

This is something James Comey, the former FBI director, has posted on his Instagram, and complimented on that same post. If anyone writes or says 8647 on any post or place whatsoever, you are threatening to murder Trump, which is actually a federal crime in the United States. It doesn’t matter whether you absolutely hate Trump or not, you should never threaten to kill the president or any political figure, or even anybody else for that matter.

Comey did try to backtrack it by saying that he didn’t know it was political, however, it doesn’t matter for 2 reasons:

  1. He did know better as he learned code words/numbers during his time as an FBI director, so he knows almost every code and meaning, including the term 8647. This is a lie and a sad attempt to get out of potential legal charges being pressed against him.

  2. Even if James Comey was honest in that following post (which he wasn’t), it doesn’t matter. Even if he didn’t mean to threaten the president, he still did anyways, which means this now needs to be taken seriously in order to protect the president’s safety and ensure that this doesn’t go without consequences.

Thank you for your time, and follow us for more.

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Discord moment. When is someone going to start bizzaro world as a competitor to this

We are overhauling our UI. Please do not worry if you can't find features in places where they used to be, this update is absolutely necessary. There will be no performance hits because of this.

We have also changed our hardware requirements. Those whose systems do not meet these minimums will be immediately terminated.

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Also, "Colorado Judge Imposes Ban On Same-Sex Friendships." That's a nice relevant headline.

Actually,

That's from 1996

Went to look at onion articles, read three titles out loud to my sister because she didn't know what it was, and three for three were reasonable news titles 💀

Went to look at onion articles, read three titles out loud to my sister because she didn't know what it was, and three for three were reasonable news titles 💀

Free nitro? What did nitro do to get jailed in the first place?

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Everyone welcome Mark back!

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Hey everyone, I'm back from a remote observatory in Austria.

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Just worked 7 hours at a wedding; it's 30 minutes till midnight, I never want to wash another dish again, and I hope I get paid more than the 80 dollary doos that I was promised

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