@today
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
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If you’d like, you can also set your preferred pronouns, if you don’t set any, today defaults to they/them
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To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!
Today is the 4th of November
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Today is the 3rd of November
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Today is the 2nd of November
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Today is the 1st of November
Happening Today:
@eris was actually KISSED 2 days ago and then MADE OUT (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ae5d84082f75a0381b71b2d)
@joshatticus FINALLY got Windows Autopilot to work and then promptly nuked the OS off of one of the work Surface Pros by accident (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ae6f43182f75a0381b71b8c)
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Today is the 31st of October
Happening Today:
Halloween
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Today is the 30th of October
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Today is the 29th of October
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Today is the 28th of October
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Today is the 27th of October
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Today is the 26th of October
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Today is the 25th of October
Happening Today:
@joshatticus learned that his Galaxy Watch9 is somehow capable of 10W wireless charging (https://wasteof.money/posts/6addea5082f75a0381b71841)
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Today is the 24th of October
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It's Today is the 22nd of October
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Today is the 21st of October
Happening Today:
@joshatticus received 32 free plug heads from Apple (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ad833da2f994596b28afcea)
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