I had a dream last night where I was playing softball but I was really bad at it and everyone kept getting decent hits and I whiffed everything that was thrown at me what does this mean 
While I was struggling to get back to sleep early this morning I had a random thought about how I have small propane tanks in my trunk and if someone were to rear end me hard that could potentially turn out not so good
On my way home from work just now there was a younger girl in a jeep who was following me at like less than a car length (very uncomfortably close) at 70mph (112kmh) in a steady rain and it reminded me of that fact again
I think I might take them out before my longer drive tonight
inspired by han and the state of wisconsin, types of alcohol I’ve tried ranked:
wine (red)
cider
rum
mead
tequila
sake
bourbon
vodka
beer
(there was no tier list I could find that really worked well for this…)
I’m going to a small conference tomorrow and I just found out I get to take the brand new car my department just got instead of the usual jeep that’s like 30 years old 
why are there trump ads on tv
election season ended three months ago, genuinely what is the point
I’ve been trying to figure out who made these tracks, how they were made, and where they went, cause right now it still makes no sense to me
I think my best theory right now is a pair of squirrels hopping side by side but one jumps further than the other for some reason
okay 2/3 wins is actually pretty good, I’ll take it 