got a hot scoop for a new special report: “Prices At Trump Merch Store Set To Triple Because Of Tariffs”
Our crack team of journalists based out of a van with “Free Candy” on the side will be right on the case, right after they let go of those kids they kidnapped. Thank you for your citizen journalism that we will now use to enrich our board of 100-year-old executives who are using the blood of pigs to defy death, laughing in mortalities face.