“Homer dropped his donut”

“AI Datacentre Brings Job To City”

Please do “Japan is turning footsteps into electricity” as a news story 🙏

Since you said please.

"Katy Perry Passes Away at 41 During Secret Battle With Breast Cancer"

We’re going to take your idea and make it better, because we’re nice like that.

Leaked macOS 28 screenshots show GNOME Desktop running on macOS

What in the sudo apt is this?

“Count Binface unmasked, revealed to be Oscar the Grouch”

Finally, a worthy Clacton candidate.

"Wasted Onion Reporter Found Dead in Long Island: CEO Accused of Murder"

Our CEO would never murder anyone and get caught.

i mean, not like the accusations would be based on a statement from https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/lawmakers-think-they-can-muzzle-the-wasted-onion-theyre-correct/ or anything

That was in Minecraft.

“Farage Visits Clacton For First Time Since Last Election”

He should post his visit to Clacton on his Cameo.

for july: Cities Burn as Gays Celebrate Wrath Month

also if posting on July 1st, Canada should be fine because they’re celebrating Canada Day instead

So slay.

Jesus Christ Found Alive, Homeless

Amen!

Trump tells jeffalo to re-open #nuxtificaations or he will “bomb the sh*t out of them”

Finally dealing with the real issues plaguing modern society.

Make a post on the new proposed social media ban and restrictions in the uk

If it will shut you up, then sure.

Jeffalo Suspected Ties To the CIA and Mossad

Tel Aviv impressed.

Shocking: Christian Mother Discovers Not All Internet Slang Has Hidden Sexual Meaning

Amen!

Epstein committed suicide a third time, believe it or not

Oh, don’t you worry, we believe any fucking thing.

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