“Phil Spencer Steps Down, Copilot Announced As New Head Of Xbox”

It’s not dumb — its stupid.

how do you make all of these posts, do you photoshop them all manually, or use a program?

We use the wonderful free labour of the North Korean people under the majestic leadership of the Supreme Leader of the DPRK Kim Jong Un.

Real answer is I have templates made in Affinity Publisher where I can drag-and-drop pictures and copy-paste the headline as well, export, then upload to ImgBB.

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Epstein committed suicide again

D’oh!

“Special Report: Trump Congratulates America On Super Bowl Win”

So nice to see America win the Super Bowl for once!

“Man Who Put Cat In Box With Poison Awarded Fifa Peace Prize”

Mewow! We love poison!

“ICE Deployed In Canada”

Free maple syrup!

That's a secret.

Verified by our fact checking gulag.

I had a dream that Dr disrespect and the Venezuelan president guy were doing a live stream, and the photo of the president was that one meme where he was blindfolded and looked like Dr disrespect.

More fodder for the printing presses.

“Dr Disrespect Loses Doctorate”

How disrespectful.

SPECIAL REPORT: kiwi shows sign of being a catgirl in his most recent post

(https://wasteof.money/posts/698231ca30f7a5ab0a7a5b64)

Now that’s meowsworthy!

“ICE Anxious To Get To Part Where Mass Killings Just A Statistic”

How sad! The murder squad is getting anxiety! :(

I ate an onion once actually

Have you ever woken up sucking a lemon however?

yeagghh

“Labour NEC Still Trying To Think Of Derogatory Nickname For Andy Burnham”

Being British is enough of a punishment.

“Continuing Journey to Watch Every Movie Ever Made, Eris Rates Third Movie 10/10”

(context: https://alpha.wasteof.money/posts/6975a9af6883bd038172f8d5)

(if you actually use this, feel free to also credit @stareye since i accidentally came up with the same joke as them)

who ping

mb

love you

Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to credit only ourselves, stealing your hard labour for our own gain like the mega corporation we are.

can’t claim this as my own, i found it on tumblr, but u might find it of use

The most reliable newswire, Tumblr.

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