“Former NASA Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Confirms the Moon Landing was Faked in a Shocking Statement: ‘The smart people at NASA… they did some tests and discovered that the moon has no collision’, the pilot for the Apollo 11 mission announced on Darflen earlier today. ‘…[T]hey called up Earthdevs and arranged for us to be warped to a random flat plane somewhere when we couldn’t be seen in the sky.’ NASA spokesperson Bethany Stevens immediately tried to discredit Aldrin’s statement in an official statement posted to Blaze. ‘This is NOT true. [Buzz is] 95 years old and he probably has dementia, how could you believe him?!’, the post read. However, this attempt at debunking the unexpected confession did not succeed in swaying the public eye, mostly due to the fact that not a single fucking person uses Blaze.”