Opinion Piece: Owl and Juni are not capable of being president of wasteof.money

“Hi guys! It is me, presidential nominee thrat! I would like firstly to thank all of my loyal voters, who are ensuring a bright and prosperous wasteof.money. My rant’s primary service is not to serve as political propaganda so that more people vote for me (although I’d love that, thank you!), but as a stern warning to my fellow wasteof.money users about the dangers of electing someone like Owl or Juni. Owl, while currently being in the #4 position in the election currently, is most certainly an extremely poor fit for president. This is due to the fact that she has documented multiple times that she does not respect the beautiful and coveted democracy that has led wasteof to prosper for over half a decade. One clear proof of this is when Owl attempted to coerce me financially into assassinating our former beloved Vice President, Late. I (instead), acted like I was going to do such a wicked act in order to ensure my safety, and instead swiftly and quietly reported this issue to the appropriate authorities, ensuring that Late was warned of such dangers. Attempting to have political adversaries and rivals murdered clearly demonstrates that Owl is not compatible with wasteof’s values, and should not be voted for. Additionally, this behavior has clearly not stopped, as Owl very recently said to a voter of Owl: “good choice, you'll be spared”, which shows that Owl has not grown politically or changed their violent, extremist views. Additonally, I also personally do not find Juni compatible as president for a similar reason as they have also threatened people as a direct result of this election. Saying “vote for me and nobody gets hurt”, is a clear threat, and should not under any circumstances be tolerated in a fair election cycle. I do, however, see the potential irony in this post, and would like to clarify that while I do not want to see Owl and Juni barred from running, I do want to warn the public about electing such villains. I also personally find eviljeffalo more than incompatible with being elected, potentially even more than Owl or Juni, but that story will be posted soon. Thank you for reading, and I hope this has convinced you to change your vote to thrat, or another presidential candidate compatible with the values of wasteof.money.

-(hopefully) Future President Thrat”