wow if these two weren’t already in their own separate relationships i think they would be great for each other

surely this isn’t original but i’m surprised liquid glass wasn’t made by microsoft first since all they would need to do is melt down their windows
someone told me centralization is bad so i decentralized my house
has anyone seen my front door anywhere
please
pulling up to the function with chocolate milk in one hand and a kazoo in the other, wish me luck
turns out one of my usb drives was partitioned strangely (probably by past me) and actually was telling the truth about its capacity but i didn’t believe it for years because it only showed up as like 3GB as opposed to the advertised 64… whoops
i just noticed my typo but for legal reasons it was intentional and i secretly love biology
had a deeply physiological conversation over what constitutes a thingamajig vs a doodad vs a trinket vs a thingamabobber vs a whatchamacallit vs some bits and bobs and can confidently say i’m a supporter of gizmos and gadgets
had a deeply physiological conversation over what constitutes a thingamajig vs a doodad vs a trinket vs a thingamabobber vs a whatchamacallit vs some bits and bobs and can confidently say i’m a supporter of gizmos and gadgets
nevermind please remove the homepage
i have seen too many burrito posts (one)
we’re still going strong 

what would be a funny but useful thing for wasteof to have?
most liked comment gets their idea added in around 0 to 2²²² business days
vote for me, i’ll do nothing*
Y'all how come the people who just say “vote for me, I'll do nothing” are genuinely campaigning better than the people actually campaigning?