i would like to thank you for letting me cook
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
funny screenshot of that one time jeffalo sorted top users by following (right now)
feat @cheesewhisk3rs
everyone comment on this post i want to be on trending until jeffalo fixes it
EDIT: HE FIXED IT THE SECOND I POSTED THIS :cri:
i’ve decided to recycle to main cause i’m curious of what all of your thoughts are on this, since it’s not a black and white issue. please keep in mind i’m not talking about the kris stuff mainly the mrbeast brand stuff
posting this on mill because i don’t want problems on main. for those of you who don’t know, there was a recent exposé of mrbeast done by one of his former employees. now “mrbeast expose“ content is created all the time, but this one added a decent amount of interesting points and proof to his claims. my personal opinion on that matter is that mrbeast has good intentions with everything he does, but he also has monetary intentions that are just as important to him if not more in some cases. i strongly believe that mrbeast should do what linustechtips did last year and restructure his brand to try to address as many of the problems that have been brought to light. while jimmy has done many amazing things for people in need, he really needs to rethink how he presents himself and his content, even if it comes with a loss in retention.
the video in question youtu.be/k5xf40KrK3I
i changed my username back but don’t worry chat we are still out here tryin to (and succeeding at) #electingauri
listen to mark and “Vooooooooote!” for auri
i bought 2 houses for the bit and put up a bunch of these signs
:3
Special shoutout to @electauriali2024 and @voteauri2024 for all of their amazing work to spread the word about our grassroots campaign so far, I appreciate it! And of course ever so much for all the love, support, and votes so far, let’s do this, vote for insanity, vote for Auriali!
NOOOOOOOOO RICH PEOPLE SHOULD GET ALL THE VOTES I LOVE CAPITALISM HOW DARE YOU
Important announcement
After careful consideration, we will be changing the voting system. Each person will have one vote
this is the most corrupt system, and i’m all for it
that being said i put all of my votes towards auriali
I have a great idea.
We cast votes for president on wasteof. You get one vote for every follower you have. So I could cast 83 votes for auriali. And kiwi could cast about 50 votes for him self ect ect. Wynd could cast 300 for auriali blah blah blah ect Using alt account is ok (for example, I could use my alt with 10 followers to add ten votes) @kiwi @auriali are these rules fair?
thank you all for your support,
due to it we have gained enough traction to become the third most followed user
#timetogetserious #electauriali2024
i don’t normally get political but i will be voting for @auriali and i strongly advise for my followers to as well, even if you don’t live in the us