i hope both sides of the pillow are warm

I hope that you don’t get any wheat in minecraft

may the next leaf you step on have no crunch

lukewarm water

i hope the next time you drink water it tastes unfiltered :skull:

I envy everyone who hasn’t met you

i hope that the snek overlord does not grant you her gift of forgiveness for your extremely indecent display of snekism

I hope your orange juice is 58% pulp

“i hope your pillow is always on the warm side“

I hope you buy all the individual shovel knight games and then end up getting the whole collection in order to get the last one

I hope the next drink you drink has a singular speck of visible dirt in it.

i hope your cup gets filled with water :triumph:

I hope you get sand all over you

I hope your dad gets the milk

I hope someone fills your brand new shoes with corn