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Imagine you could use contractions with any word and could chain them. you’re’nt ready for this

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nothing’s’stopp’yo’fro’doin’t’anywa’regardle’f’f’t'mak’sense

This is why English is the best language

Re’you allowed to contract at the beginning of words? Or’s’it possible to contract three words together?

but’f’ourse

I notice’ht’y abbreviate f’s’f, s’I’f acceptable’s’n abbreviation’fr “If I”? S’fr’example, “If I do it right” → “I’f do’t’right”?

no’at’nt’be’a’od’dea

english the 2nd