chic-fil-a fans when you can just eat chicken at home (it's tastier, healthier, and gayer)

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just eat at burg-fil-o instead

every chick-fil-a stan and homophobe has latched on to your location 

but fr

Me when you bring up the Chick-fil-A drama again for absolutely no reason not to cause controversy

me when you’re actually the one bringing up the drama (it was simply included as another reason jokingly)

Fr, chick-fil-a isn’t even that good.

In fact, exactly how much gayer is proportional to the distance away from the nearest chic-fil-a. This is given by the formula gayness = distance × (4.78 × 10⁶ Γ/m).

10 feet per mile squared

i love how you made the unit for gayness capital cyrillic ge

i thought i used the greek one but they are both very cool letters and way better than latin capital G

oh yeah the greek one looks similar to the cyrillic one and i mixed them up lol

and yeah they look better than latin G