@dertermenter | wasteof.money 4

Food hot take #9: Ranch with Pizza is the most dumb and criminal thing Americans have invented.

ITS A BLOODY SALAD DRESSING THAT RUINS PIZZAS GOOD FLAVOURS IT MAKES PIZZA WORSE!!!

WHY is society like this?

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This is something Californians did, not Americans.

we can’t start seperating states and saying they aren’t American :P

Californians aren’t even human, let alone American or citizens of any nation for that matter.

theres a VERY clear distinction between californian ‘americans’ and the rest of the country, theyre like seperate nations

I see lmao

and im here like wtf even is ranch

Salad dressing

why is it on pizza then

Americans made it a thing

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blue cheese, on the other hand, is good

Nothing pairs well with blue cheese since it’s shit and nothing can make it better

hard disagree. blue cheese is one of the greatest food items of all time

Rare Oren L

Thanks for giving me my hot take for tomorrow

yep