cringe, take the hedonism-pill
Things people like way too much:
Sugar and carbs
Money
Sex (also porn)
Sleep
Celebrities
Watching sports
What else?
They made Pantone 448 C into a shoe
I finally replaced these bois almost a year later, for some reason I got a very similar pair:
Feral Hog - Seven and a half minutes of squealing
Gotye - Somebody that I used to know
It’s just like my grandpa always used to say, “if it’s black, that shit is wack”. It also applies to coffee.
hotter take: Americans force themselves to like coffee because that shit is ass
British food and British weather are why the Romans left and the British colonized.
British cuisine. Best in the world.
(sorry that this post is so long btw, I hope it’s funny)
Well you can do something, it’s just that nobody wants to consume emetics
Being too hungry is better than being too full, because when you're hungry you can easily do something about it (by eating). If you're too full, you just have to wait it out.
If you ever feel disappointing or that you don’t fulfill even the bare minimum expectations, remember that you could always be the Russian Victory Day parade
If you ever feel useless or that you don’t contribute anything to the world, remember that you could always be the Russian air defense system
go to bed two hours early, get ten hours of sleep
completely exhausted by noon
take a three hour nap, go to bed at 1 am, sleep for two hours, be awake for 21 hours straight
fine the entire day
I can’t win, can I