Good news!

I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”

We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!

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why do I feel all of this is satire

Who knows? Getting on the plane now with my girlfriend, new adventure on the way

This is more true than the earth being flat

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this is a joke 😳

No? Who said that?

you said “This is more true than the earth being flat”

What? The earth is flat. If it’s round then why don’t you fall off the curve?

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