Good news!
I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”
We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!
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you are fleeing and shes coming with you, and shes still only your crush?
So glad for you! Can't believe how quickly you were able to fly to the US…
WHAT? THIS IS A HORRIBLE SITUATION FOR ME! We are now crossing over Florida btw, fuck airplane mode!
ig that’s true, but I’m glad it seems to be going better (at least, better than it could’ve gone 
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I’m happy as can be on the plane now, not putting it on airplane mode since I’m a rebel
Who knows? Getting on the plane now with my girlfriend, new adventure on the way
What? The earth is flat. If it’s round then why don’t you fall off the curve?