Ratio
I copyright you, and therefore everything you have copyrighted as well 
Listen buddy
That's cool and all but I've copyrighted every possible alignment of all forms of matter, dark matter, and anti matter across time and the many dimensions we are unable to comprehend. As a mere mortal, I can indeed say that not only are the stars our birthright but everything is my legal birthright now, too. Bon appetit.
ok well while you goobers were off fighting over the little copyrights I got the really big one
I’ve copyrighted the fundamental property of mass
Checkmate.
Expect cease and desist notices shortly
I will be copyrighting sound, all songs that use sound now need to pay me.
i will be copyrighting 4/4 time, all songs that use it now need to pay me. this will be a wasteof.money for the music industry. pay up