HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR AN EYEPATCH TO ME SHIP AND ME CREW YELLED "AHOY BLACKBEARD!" AND I INTRODUCED MESELF. (I have a captain voice) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY😭

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skill issue, just bring some lemon juice

“a pirate’s life for me you..”

"to me ship" 😭