it's crazy how im allowed to drive a 3000lb chunk of metal at 80mph at 5am while running on 4 hours of sleep and a double chocolate chip muffin from costco

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did you hear that theyre discontinuing the muffins apparently T_T replacing them w more expensive options and different flavors

WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOO

literally!! it’s so unfair

YOU'RE RIGHT THEY CHANGED THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m about to storm Costco with pitchforks and torches if they don’t stop messing with my muffins

i knowwww i want my poppy seed muffins back 😭

I got a regular muffin this morning

Meanwhile I can only do that under supervision of a licensed individuals

I don’t think the licensed individual would even let you drive if you only had 4 hours of sleep (and a double chocolate chip muffin from costco lol)