What was that? 🤨

i am committing tax fraud

(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)

you: (hm wasn’t there someone saying something about that?)

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oh nothing just axe fraud, more well-known elsewhere as brutally murdering someone with an axe

As an official treasurer of the crack house, I'm afraid I have to contact the proper authorities. @president is axe fraud illegal

if it isn't silly then it's illegal

Murder isn't what “fraud” is though

if you have an axe you can call murder anything you want