way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
so we got married and we bought us a house and had 2 beautiful children
nathaniel and superfly!!11!!
oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
but then one fateful night, zelda said to me
she said "sweetie pumpkin? do you wanna join the columbia record club?"
so we broke up and i never saw her again but thats just the way things go… in