salad's avatar @salad

way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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the-owlsss's avatar @the-owlsss

Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?

kiwi's avatar @kiwi

say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote

oskar's avatar @oskar

This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days!

kiwi's avatar @kiwi

well, i knew what he meant, but just to be funny,

I TOOK A BIG BITE OUT OF HIS JUGULAR VEIN

noodle's avatar @noodle

and hes YELLING AND BLEEDING AND SCREAMING and im like “hey dont you get it?“

kiwi's avatar @kiwi

but he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming, you know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation

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